*GASP* Santa was PK on Siege!
You heard how Grandma was run over by a reindeer? No? Then here the story and what happen to Santa later is because it was Max’s Grandma.
Max’s Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for Max, he believes. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog. And he'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication. So she stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas morning'. At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead. And incrimination' Claus marks on her back. "I've warned all my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves", Max shouted. They should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Max shouted that day.
So when Max heard that Santa was going to be visiting Vesper this Year he plotted his revenge to PK Santa. Now Santa was well protected so he had to be really careful at the Vesper bank. He stealth in as quiet as a cat stalking a mouse. He had plenty of targets to choose from all there to see Santa this day. Of course Max is good at his work and took them out one by one. An area attack on Santa’s Elves took the Jolly old man out. And with a shout of Merry Christmas Saint Nick, see you next year Max left, his mission for this year done.
Of course, this is all in fun, yes Santa was PK, but nothing like I wrote above. Some of the visitors this day to see Santa were in VvV and this marked them all as Targets. Had others showed up I am sure the body count would have been higher. Max had his fun this day, Merry Christmas Max!
And yes you are on the naughty list.