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Egypt

Discussion in 'Stratics Off Topic' started by Major Miner II, Feb 5, 2011.

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  1. TheScoundrelRico Stratics Legend

  2. Hunters' Moon Grand Inquisitor

    This is,in my opinion,how things could shake out in Egypt,and in the whole middle east as well.


    1) Protesters demand a new government.

    2) Protesters get pro-islamic democracy(in 2012ish).

    3)New Egyptian prez bows to the Islamic hard-liners. He will probably be one himself.

    4) New Egyptian government will call on Israel to surrender more land/sovergnty to Gaza Palistinians.

    5)Israel will tell Egypt,and the rest of the arab middle east,to blow it out their ass.

    6)Egypt will attempt,again,to send military and civic aid to the Gaza Strip.

    7)Israel will blockade the strip and there will be another confrontation. Perhaps alot more people will be injured or killed in this stand-off.

    8)Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will say/do something stupid,and ass-backwards,all the while grinning like an idiot.

    9)Israel will decide that Iran doesn't need nuclear facilities(of any kind) and will run preemptive strikes into Iran.

    10)Iran will mobilize its military as will the Saudi,N.Korean,Russian and Chinese governments.

    11)Obama will be totally lost because all his inner-circle advisors and Cabinet are Wall Street fat-cats.He will be seen hiding under the desk at the oval office asking the EU what to do.The french will tell him to surrender preemptivly.

    12)Everyone that has a nuclear stockpile,except the US and France(which will surrender to each other,preemptivly),will use what they have.

    13)The end.

    *snickers*
  3. Beer_Cayse Visitor

    which then proves the Mayans were right. Nice.
  4. Hunters' Moon Grand Inquisitor

    Nah. It will happen the 30th of December,which would make the prediction null and void.
  5. Fayled Dhreams Recondite Enigma

    pffft!

    1) Protesters demand a new government.

    2) Protesters get pro-islamic democracy.

    3) New Egyptian prez bows(loses head) to the Islamic hard-liners.

    Iran delevers 15-22 KT Joke nuke to israel


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    and after a short set of complimentary "counter strikes"

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    EARTH is ready for recolonization:party:

    /simple
  6. Fayled Dhreams Recondite Enigma

    hmmmm ....
    just a thought ...

    12 21 2012
    21 12 2012
    2 10 2011
    10 2 2011

    Maybe the mayans just fumbled a digit (did they HAVE a "zero"? all in all: it means nothing there, here, whenever ... )

    nah! they were BETTER at math ... Make that WE(modern man) fumbled the digit reinterpretation ... y2k "bug" supports my conclusion
    See: Armageddon — Apocalypse Island — History.com Videos
  7. Taylor CEO

    Two weeks ago, I spent a week in a village that was 90% ethnically Mayan. They still speak one of the Mayan dialects. One of the amazing things about the Mayans is that they did have the concept of zero long before the Spanish arrived.
  8. Longforge Visitor

    Did you happen to ask them about 2012?
  9. Taylor CEO

    I did. They don't know what's going to happen, either. o_O
  10. Longforge Visitor

    Lol...

    The History Channel seems to know more than they do! *gasp*

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