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[EM News] "Saving Grindylow."

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by WarderDragon, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. WarderDragon

    WarderDragon Babbling Loonie

    Grindylow is in trouble (again)!!! This time it seems to be quite serious!
    She has been kidnapped and being held hostage until she comes up with what her captors want!
    The Hunt to bring Grindy back to safety will begin Saturday Jan 5th at 7pm PST.
    Meet at West Brit bank in Trammel for more information!


    Event: Saving Grindylow

    Date: 1/5/13

    Time: 7pm PST

    Meet: West Brit Bank Trammel



    OCC: This will be part 1 of the event!
  2. A Zombie

    A Zombie Adventurer

    Quite a moral conundrum there. As a zombie I should just say "hey save me the brain!" Come to think of it as a zombie I shouldn't worry about morals either. Darn, guess I'll go munch on someone else's brain and consider this
  3. WarderDragon

    WarderDragon Babbling Loonie

    Items required for Part 2: Flax Seed. Raptor Teeth. Hides. Serpents Venom. Bones. Ingots. Wood. Natural Dye.

    Volunteers are "encouraged" to guess what she is building and place their theories in the mail at the EM Hall. The event resumes one week from today.
  4. Fig_The_Ancient

    Fig_The_Ancient Journeyman

    BAH missed it...could someone post a synopsis of the event?
  5. Lindae Lives

    Lindae Lives Journeyman

    This woman is constantly in trouble. She is a destabilising influence on society and should be incarcerated for her own protection and that of others.
  6. WarderDragon

    WarderDragon Babbling Loonie

    Overview.

    Grindylow was captured last week by a group of mysterious beasts, who are forcing the errant sorceress to create some sort of magical object or device. (You get to guess what it is.) Following a series of clues that began at her laboratory, leading us to Shame, the Tomb of the Pharaohs, Ter Mur, the Farm in Malas, and at last, Isamu-Jima, we discovered notes she left behind and clues as to what she was creating. Her Soul Wisp - a familiar possessing its masters same obnoxious hair color - requests that volunteers attempt to decipher the clues and determine what the mysterious beasts might be building with the ingredients above. You can submit theories to the EM Wedding Building.

    The Wisp also suggested that we might find clues as to the nature of these beasts amongst her laboratory.

    But all I found was poop. (Seriously.)
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2013
  7. WarderDragon

    WarderDragon Babbling Loonie

    Saving Grindylow: Part 2
    EM Crysania

    Last week a search was made, SOS notes from Grindylow were found..What does this all mean? Who has taken Grindy captive and what in the world do they want her to make?? The SOS held clues, as does Grindy's workshop. Now is the time to piece all of this together..and try and save poor Grindy! She has sent her Soul Wisp..(hags do have little perks!) to help! Meet the Soul Wisp at West Britain Bank to find out more!

    Event: Saving Grindylow- Episode II
    Date: 1/12/13
    Time: 7pm PST
    Meet: West Britain Bank
  8. Fig_The_Ancient

    Fig_The_Ancient Journeyman

  9. WildStar

    WildStar UO Baja News Reporter Staff

    Bump...This is tonight!
  10. Fig_The_Ancient

    Fig_The_Ancient Journeyman

    WTB....UO Alarm clock.....drops cold water on sleeping person just before EM events...PST
  11. Lindae Lives

    Lindae Lives Journeyman

    What was she building in there? In my house, the consensus was some sort of Trojan Dragon that farts paintballs, but we were all very drunk and I'm sure we were barking up the wrong tree.
  12. Amber Witch

    Amber Witch UO Baja News Reporter | UO Forum Moderator Staff Moderator

    I wasn't able to be at the event but I guessed that it was a slightly confusing mechanical leather beetle chocolatier that had a stinger that was mistakenly designed to inject serpent poison. I firmly believe that Grindylow meant that the stinger was suppose to inject chocolate in truffles and decorate surface designs onto molded chocolates.

    I can't wait to hear that I am right!
  13. Alouenikah

    Alouenikah Caretaker of Sudiva

    amberwitch

    i drew you a pictur

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    (is a rainbow fox)

    :heart:
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  14. Ifan

    Ifan Visitor

    I have also drawn a picture for you.

    [​IMG]

    It represents my ideal woman.
  15. WildStar

    WildStar UO Baja News Reporter Staff



    How about Titan Toilet Paper? (the truth)

    WildStar
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  16. Amber Witch

    Amber Witch UO Baja News Reporter | UO Forum Moderator Staff Moderator

    Oh no. She wouldn't do such! NO. No. no. no. no.
    She did? Seriously? Where may I find this?

    [Is is India where toilet paper is a Westerner's precious commode-ity. A holy grail of sorts]
  17. Amber Witch

    Amber Witch UO Baja News Reporter | UO Forum Moderator Staff Moderator

    Aloooooooouuuueeeeepaaallllllloooooooeeeee!

    You are so sweet. Thank you!
    *Tries to radiate happiness like Aloue*
  18. Amber Witch

    Amber Witch UO Baja News Reporter | UO Forum Moderator Staff Moderator

    Ifan,
    I thank you too for the picture. You are a talented artist! But to find a woman that also has musical farts? You aim so high! It will be difficult to find such.

    hmmm... *looks at drawing again* Wait.. maybe you will. *decides the drawing is a drawing of Grindylow* The next time you are in Britain you should make an effort to meet the fine Lady Grindylow. She just might be the one you have been searching for.

    Be well friend.
    AW
    *trots off to find a titan roll of toilet paper*
  19. Ifan

    Ifan Visitor

    Dear Amber Witch,

    Thank you for your kind words. I confess that it has been difficult to find a woman that lives up to my stringent high standards, but my quest continues unabated. Please rest assured that I will allow you to evaluate any potential matches before any goods or services are exchanged, as you are a well-educated and savvy woman and you have my respect. I hope to visit Britannia soon, and if you feel that this Grindylow may meet my criteria, I will seek her out.

    I will also bring you some patented triple-ply toilet paper from the planet Earth, which is so rich in resources that they use fine paper, denser than parchment and softer than velvet, for the express purpose of post-excremental ablutions. It is a miraculous place. Other extraordinary inventions that I see on a daily basis include a steel chest that expels high-quality coffee from a faucet; a box into which dirty clothing is deposited with a cupful of liquidised soap, to emerge clean and fresh-smelling a mere hour later; and wagons that move without horses or any apparent form of external propulsion. (I am not allowed within one hundred metres of the latter unless I have a minder, following an unfortunate incident wherein Lindae and I stole one and drove it into the produce section of our local supermarket.)

    I look forward to seeing you when I am next in Sosaria.

    Yours sincerely,

    Ifan
  20. WildStar

    WildStar UO Baja News Reporter Staff

    Amber,

    I would look in the Malas EM Building. Crysania said that she would put one on display.
  21. SuperKen

    SuperKen UO Moderator Staff Moderator

    I miss all the good threads.
  22. Ifan

    Ifan Visitor

    If you are implying that this is not a good thread, I will be most upset.
  23. SuperKen

    SuperKen UO Moderator Staff Moderator

    I make no implications. I had that particular nerve removed from my body a few years ago.

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