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Win 2,000,00 for the best One Liner......

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Lord Gareth, Apr 27, 2009.

Moderators: DreadLord Lestat, kelmo
  1. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    We are looking for the best one liner when you kill someone. This is what you would say when standing over the body of any player.

    Example: I cut you down to size like Lorena Bobbit.

    So give us your best one liner to win 2,000,000 gold at the Tuesday PaxKratOkuC Auction house on Tuesday May 5th.
  2. 4gregu Sage

    Post it here or wait until the auction?
  3. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    Post it here. Only taking submissions on Uostratics and Uoforums.
  4. Dude1598 Visitor

    I smell bacon, I smell pork, Run little Piggy I got a fork

    That is my macro for explode i think but when people see at first they want to re-read it
  5. Belanos/Icicle Seasoned Veteran

    "Wow I can't believe you lost to me."
  6. RichDC Visitor

    Wana cookie?
  7. TheDeacon Journeyman

    Good night sweet prince
  8. Sir Achilles Visitor

    You've just been punkte!
  9. Aran Infrangible Dilettante

    "Hey, at least it wasn't Gareth that killed you."
  10. silent Lore Keeper

    "Wow you're the first person I ever killed" :loser:
  11. 4gregu Sage

    "Dead person trivia...what is the 15th letter of the alphabet?"

    or

    "Face down saying ooOOooO... you and your wife act the same when I'm around."
  12. Arch Magus Visitor

    I like these, hehe.:thumbsup:
  13. Kelleron Visitor

    What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak smeared on floor!
  14. Bombastic Fail Lore Master

    Clearly; the best one liner to call out in (Our [UHOH]) vent..

    "They're winded!!"

    Meaning all the mages witherbomb and we win!! I mean; only thing better than standing over 1 body, is standing over 10+ bodies and 4+ dragon bodies =]

    [IMG]
  15. Bombastic Fail Lore Master

    This is a close favorite too :thumbsup:
  16. TheScoundrelRico Stratics Legend

    Move to Siege?...la
  17. Arch Magus Visitor

    Did anybody actually win this?
  18. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    They will. A winner hasnt been picked yet.
  19. Magdalene Stratics Forums Administrator

    If I may - my vote goes to sweet prince, a true classic :) in many ways.
  20. Beastmaster Certifiable

    "Whew! Thought I was gonna need armor repairs."
  21. Arch Magus Visitor

    You're going to have to tell me where that comes from.
    *makes hand over head motion*
  22. LordDrago Certifiable

    YOU WIN!!!!! (one grey robe)
  23. Lissa Eldi Adventurer

    Shakespeare's play "Hamlet"


    "Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
  24. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    Winner will be picked Wednesday. The auction moved while ViP is out. Were doing a Tavern Night with WRR on Tuesdays now from 7:30-9 or some time like that.
  25. Arch Magus Visitor

    Thanks for that. :D
  26. LordNoximos Visitor

    Attempt to fight me, your hands will be shaking like Michael J. Fox.


    You can thank me later.
  27. Arch Magus Visitor

    Or alternatively,
    "Attempt to fight me, your hands will be shaking like Muhammad Ali".

    ;)
  28. Magdalene Stratics Forums Administrator

    Muhammad Ali hould be here but with a better quote:
    "I am the greatest, I fly like a butterfly and I sting like a bee"
  29. Jhym Lore Keeper

    "Dude, I'm playing on dialup, U suck!!"


    "Now stay down!!!"


    "You should be glad I killed you rather than that rabbit over there"
  30. Sir Achilles Visitor

    Was a winner ever announced?
  31. Turdnugget Visitor

    "...I guess Hell just froze over..."
  32. Turdnugget Visitor

    "What? ... no anti-death script?"
  33. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    The Winner has been chosen and will be announced tonight at the auction house.
  34. Lucy Visitor

    I used to say, "Ha, you just died to Lucy"

    bc it was pretty pathetic if you died to me XD

    (Not many people saw this bc I didn't kill a lot of people u.u)
  35. Lord Gareth UO Content Editor

    Winners!!!



    4Gregu
    "Face down saying ooOOooO... you and your wife act the same when I'm around."

    RUNNER UP!
    Turdnugget
    "What? ... no anti-death script?""What? ... no anti-death script?"
  36. 4gregu Sage

    woot!
    I was at the auction last night, but I wasnt able to stay long.
  37. Turdnugget Visitor

    Sweet balls of fire =)

    Do I win anything? I wasn't on UO at all last night...was busy laying flooring down in a kitchen till 11 P.M. =/

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