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12 days of PK XMAS

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Exgirlfriend, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Exgirlfriend

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    On the first day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    A dirt nap...

    On the Second day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the third day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the forth day of PK XMAS
    my PK gave to me...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the fifth day of PK XMAS
    my PK gave to me...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the Sixth day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the Seventh day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the Eighth day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Eight Rez kills...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the ninth day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Nine crying trammys...
    Eight Rez kills...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the Tenth day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Ten canned gm responses...
    Nine crying trammys...
    Eight Rez kills...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    On the Eleventh day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Eleven blessed grey robes...
    Ten canned gm responses...
    Nine crying trammys...
    Eight Rez kills...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...


    On the twelfth day of PK XMAS
    My PK gave to me...
    Twelve duped val hammers...
    Eleven blessed grey robes...
    Ten canned gm responses...
    Nine crying trammys...
    Eight Rez kills...
    Seven gankers a gankin..
    Six Leet Scripts...
    Five +5 scrolls...
    Four vulgar insults...
    Three Meat shields...
    Two Corp pors...
    And a dirt nap...

    LOL...feel free to add
     
  2. Kaleb

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    Hahahahahahahah... very good
     
  5. Stupid Miner

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    ... well i suppose the val-hammers aren't so bad :mf_prop:
     
  6. Exgirlfriend

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    i'd like 12 val hammers....lol
     
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    That's awesome...but for the sake of parody...

    What if the first thing the PK gave you was:

    "A Nap That Made Me Really Dirt-EE!!" (A Partridge in a Pear Tree)

    Just thinkin' out loud...and laughing of course!!

    Happy Holidays everyone

    :)!
     
  9. BloodstoneGL

    BloodstoneGL Guest

    I was thinking "A dirt nap under a Yew Tree"
     
  10. KalVasTENKI

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    Both are hilarious hahaha!