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(RP) A Bounty Collection

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Zuckuss, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Zuckuss

    Zuckuss Order | Chaos
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    Once upon a time.... Lady Flutter presented a bounty upon a citizen of Britannia...

    The villain had much confidence that no such bounty would be collected....
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    The first death actually happened a day prior....
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    The second came shortly after the bounty was issued....
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    This third one came after the second one. By this time, the citizen was very angry and impolite. He offered to duel for the ultimate sacrifice.... our souls. Even with all the anger and animosity, I relented to the offer to end anyone's time in Sosaria and declined to duel for our..... souls. I would not be able to live with myself if someone had to be bannished upon my account. I did however take exception to his rudeness and was happy to oblige to teaching him a lesson in manners.
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    The troubled citizen was quick to recall to his faction base....but not quick enough to survive. His corpse turned up at the Minax fort.
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    By now, this citizen was very angry. Cursing and cussing away. He sent a final pigeon to us, inviting us for one more try. The result was this....
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    THE END
     
  2. Flutter

    Flutter Always Present
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    And we have a winner!
    Congratulations! I shall have the money order prepared!
     
  3. Scarst

    Scarst Lore Master
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    Real question wtf is up with your screen that it's imploding on itself.
     
  4. Zuckuss

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    Some language is better to be left unheard............... or imploded.
     
  5. Scarst

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    Proof is tampered with therefore invalid! Haha
     
  6. Aedon Durreah

    Aedon Durreah Village of Aegis
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    Hey wait a minute. Can I have someone offed if I post a bounty?


    Oh, the power, the absolute power!!!
     
  7. Thom

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    Unfortunatly that works both ways there Aedon. *grins*
     
  8. Aedon Durreah

    Aedon Durreah Village of Aegis
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    *erases Thom's name from his list*


    Grumble grumble.