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(RP) A Disturbing Find, Indeed!!!

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by The Shadow, Dec 10, 2014.

  1. The Shadow

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    Every story has two sides...

    Every lie has a truth...

    I've never been much of a goblin liking individual. I find their mannerisms repulsive. However, news reached

    my ears about a goblin who's been dabbling in the Dark Arts to appease the goblin lords to help him win an

    election for governorship. As ridiculous as that even sounds, it piqued my curiosity...

    As a purveyor of secrets I shadowed the source of these accusation in search of more secrets...

    I lay and wait for two days as nothing interesting seems to happen.

    Finally, I notice him acting a bit peculiar than he had the last two nights. As he exits the bank on the east

    side of Britain, I notice he's lugging a few hefty sacks. He stopped by the stable to fetch a pack horse. From

    there he headed southeast into the woods.

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    There were times that I thought he may have noticed my presence, I was still confident that he wouldn't be

    able to reveal me.

    Then he cast a portal...and so The Shadow followed...

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    The Orc Cave...

    "Why the Orc Cave?" I asked myself...to farm yeast for liquor, why else.

    Then, out from the cave emerged an Orc which he had slain with powerful magic...out came another Orc,

    surely this was how he farmed for yeast.

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    But, this was no farming excursion...

    This was a meeting.

    A meeting of secrets...

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    "Toofjaw" he said...they know each other?

    "Murdok" the Orc responded. "Toofjaw do wut Murdok wunz"...what is it the this orc did for Murdock,

    and what does he have for the orc?

    My curiosity is starting to get the better of me, I decide to find out what's in the packy.

    Utilizing my skills I manage to stealth over undetected and snoop into the packs...iron ingots?

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    What is happening here...

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    According to this conversation, the ingots are to restock the orcs with weapons. So that they can invade Yew.

    Like I said before...

    Secrets are everywhere.

    I believe it's time for me to leave...as I started to make my retreat, I was able to catch this little secret...

    the one that piqued my curiosity from the beginning.

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    As I must reiterate, I've never been much towards the liking of goblins.

    But every story has two sides...

    Every lie has a truth...
     
  2. WhatNowAnotherNerf

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  3. WhatNowAnotherNerf

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    This is shocking... for the sake of Britain's citizens I hope it is not to late....
     
  4. Tinky Feetz

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    Ohhh Noos!!!
    Murduck noo doo dis, wud he. Mees noo doo witual tu try winz da elecsun.
    Mee noo beweeve mees eyes. why wud Murduck tulk tu da Orcs.
    Doo dis meen dat da Yoo evasuns wur himz plan.
    Doos Teehun noos boot dis?
     
  5. Ashlynn_L

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    It seems half the candidates are secretly allied with pirates, orcs, or demons. I fear there is an assault upon the very fabric of Britannian society!
     
  6. Murdock

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    although this silly little play with an obvious impostor posing as me deserves no reply:
    (the real me is clearly adorned with many medals for my successes which are not shown in these fake pictures- some of which are engraved by the gods themselves and cannot be removed)

    I will say this:

    I DENY these false alligations and ensure the citizens of this great land that this was not me.

    Something I will point out that Tinky failed to do when I presented my evidence, by only stating and I quote:
    "Dat noo look lik gubinspeek tu mee...Dat look lik Orc." Tinky Feetz

    all know my history of constant vigilance and dedication to the city of Yew and my hatred and mass slayings of all orcs, and furthermore;

    it is clear that Tinky does have a supporter in this Shadow person, one who clearly DOES have dealings with orcs, so not only Orcs but Thieves as well Tinky???

    oh what has happened to the Tinky we all loved, even as an opponent in this election I say COME BACK TINKY, COME BACK TO THE GOODNESS AND LIGHT

    As Governor of Britain I will use all resources available to me to help bring this lost little soul back to us as a good and upstanding citizen and will call for an intervention of all friends and citizens to come together and help Tinky find his way once again.

    Murdock for Governor of Britain
     
  7. whiterabbit

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    dis beees goos elecshun stuffs
     
  8. Riyana

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    This is quite unsettling! I know Tinky to be a good goblin and I even served as a bridesmaid at his and Amizelly's wedding... but I also know Murdock to be an upstanding citizen who has answered every call for assistance that I or my city have ever given. These allegations have me so confused!
     
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  9. old gypsy

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    I'm confused, too; but I'm not sure that has much to do with the allegations. I suspect I was born that way. :confused:
     
  10. whiterabbit

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    meees tink it just mud slinging
     
  11. Ashlynn_L

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    I'm not confused. The facts are clear to see!
     
  12. old gypsy

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    Perception is everything. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Riyana

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    Yes, I'm well aware of your definition of "facts"!
     
  14. DreadLord Lestat

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    Yoos behind framin bof ob dem? Mees always thot yoos wuz kinda muddy....

    Scabby
     
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  15. whiterabbit

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    yerg asklynnz beees behind dis !!!