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A funny.

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Ransom_of_BiC, May 26, 2010.

  1. Years ago on the Chessy boards, we had an OT forum. A few years after, it was removed, and in it's place our mods gave us an OT thread. After searching around a bit, I am unable to find a thread like this at all.

    I strongly believe that in order to create a vibrant and growing community that is happy, healthy and diverse, one cannot relegate discussions to just one topic, in just one style.

    With that being said, here is my Wednesday Funny:

    (Also, this was color coded with all the 'asides' in red-- which made reading easier but I couldn't get it to format correctly over here without manually changing every single one. That sounded distinctly 'unfunny' and so I decided to leave it as it was.)

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    We had a guild buddy who was a great little healer, but apparently he was completely illiterate. We also have/had a guildmember who is a college professor. Please attempt to read the original post, then the 'edited' version.

    Enjoy:
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    Original Post:
    As a Holy pally i just love stacking just SP and Crit. i dont stack much haste dont really need it.i dont even gem for it Or mp5 unless its for the socket bonus if it a socket bonus of SP or crit. Y i dont gem for Haste? i sit at 14% haste i like it and in my spec it give me 15% more hast everytime i judg b/c of jugements of the pure. and y i dont gem for mp5 is b/c we have Divine Plnea this it. I sit at 27k mana i have 2801 SP and 27% crit my flask heals crit for 10 to 12k thats almost the as much a my holy light Holy like hits for13k no crit and i never run out for mana i dont need mp5 and y i dont gem for int like the other pallys are yea int give you SP but you get more SP out of +23 sp the +20 int and the only thing Int gives pallys is just SP and Crit. thats it it dont give you haste are mp5 but i think its just better to just gem for SP and Crit not much int or hast or mp5 thats how i heal as a pally in pve i love it and it soo much fun most of the time i out heal ppl unless they are doing a lot of overhealing I dont just spem flash heal on the tank i really only heal if needed and when i ahve to bubble i put hand of sacrife on the tank i even do that in pvp for i dont get cc but that Diff. lol But i heal diff. then other eveyone Diff. so just do what you do and if it works dont change it =) btw i love healing thats all i love really in this game if there was not healing in this game i would not play anymore lol
    but thats how i heal i hope it helps =)



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    Edited Version:

    How an English teacher sees your post:
    As a Holy pally i just love stacking just SP and Crit. i [always capitalize] dont [missing apostrophe] stack much haste dont [missing apostrophe and comma (run-on sentence)] really need it.i dont [missing space, improper capitalization, missing apostrophe] even gem for it Or [missing punctuation or improper capitalization] mp5 unless its [its =! it's - D- mistake!] for the socket bonus if it a [missing verb (really? seriously?)]socket bonus of SP or crit. Y i dont [ok my eyes are starting to bleed] gem for Haste? i [/flail - press the extra key, dammit!] sit at 14% haste i [ok, now you're doing it on purpose] like it and in [2 independent clauses must be separated by a comma before the conjunction] my spec it give [improper conjugation] me 15% more hast everytime i [every time = 2 words, i = laziness] judg b/c [spelling, informal abbreviation is almost the only thing you've spelled correctly thus far] of jugements of the pure [proper nouns should be capitalized]. and y i dont [/facepalm] gem for mp5 is b/c we have Divine Plnea [?] this it [missing verb]. I [holy **** you did it!] sit at 27k mana i [doh!] have 2801 SP and 27% crit my flask heals crit for 10 to 12k thats almost the as much a my holy light Holy like [interesting use of repetition... oh no wait that's a run-on sentence followed by another run-on sentence. Nevermind] hits for13k [missing space] no crit and i [sigh] never run out for mana i [I've run out of things to say about this] dont [and this] need mp5 and y i dont [please, I beg you, quit killing my language] gem for int like the other pallys are yea int give [improper conjugation] you SP but [run-on sentence] you get more SP out of +23 sp the +20 int and [run-on] the only thing Int gives pallys is just SP and Crit. thats it it dont give [Oh. My. God.]you haste are [?] mp5 but i think its [D+ mistake] just better to just gem for SP and Crit not much int or hast or mp5 thats how i heal as a pally in pve i love it and it soo much fun most of the time i out heal ppl unless they are doing a lot of overhealing I dont just spem flash heal on the tank i really only heal if needed and when i ahve to bubble i put hand of sacrife on the tank i even do that in pvp for i dont get cc but that Diff. [repetition, spelling, punctuation, R.O., did you mean sperm?, verb tense, capitalization, punctuation, capitalization, spelling, capitalization, spelling, capitalization, capitalization, capitalization, capitalization] lol But i [u suck (is that easier for you to understand?)] heal diff. then other eveyone Diff. [I don't even know what this means] so just do what you do and if it works dont change it =) btw i love healing thats all i love really in this game if there was not healing in this game i would not play anymore [R.O. and some other stuff] lol [I hope this stands for Learning Our Language]
    but thats how i heal i hope it helps =) [Good thing you heal more effectively that you write]


    Additional comments: Rudy, your content is solid, but you are still struggling with the basics. Run-on sentences and capitalization are still your biggest stumbling block, but you're getting there. Keep practicing, and one of these days it will all fall into place. Overall, a nice improvement!
     
  2. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    Just so you know, you don't have to create a thread every time a thought pops into your head.
     
  3. An aside:

    This is a real post that was created on the BiC boards when we played WoW...just in case someone asks why I didn't credit and OP for it.
     
  4. SaViGnAnO

    SaViGnAnO Guest

    lol, says the guy with 4100 posts

    if she created a thread with every thought, the stratics forums would crash and possibly the internet as well, so be glad she only gives you what she does ;)
     

  5. Shup, Arxus. Now that you came over here opening your trap, check your gmail-- I have more tasks for you!

    :p
     
  6. georox

    georox Sage
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    More tasks? Keeping a slave again I see? You know we can't allow this unless you.. *ahem...* pay us to overlook it...
     
  7. SaViGnAnO

    SaViGnAnO Guest

    I like to be called an indentured servant actually
     
  8. georox

    georox Sage
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    I hear the term "bitchboy" get tossed around a lot.
     
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