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A night in the life of Strangelove (pics)

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Goron, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Goron

    Goron Guest

    After waking up, Strangelove decides to go look for people to kill...
    What do you know, Sir Daniel by the south luna gate! Awesome, Strangelove attacks!
    But lo and behold, Sir Dan flees to Elmer's house...
    Strangelove realizes that surely there is an explanationf or this, I mean, k0c NEVER house hides EVER. So Strangelove assumes Sir Dan must not be equiped, or maybe he is in stat... oh well, Strangelove decides to go away... But much to his surprise Sir Dan comes out after him!!! Strangelove turns around and resumes the fight!!! (see next pic for the exciting result of the charge)

    Sir Dan turned tail immediatly after firing all but one or two shots and retreats back into the house...
    Again, surely there is an explanation, Sir Dan MUST have run out of bolts, because we all know K0C would NEVER house hide...

    Strangelove, not enjoying getting plunked with arrows decides to step away from the house... But Strangelove is a tricky one and hides just off screen from Sir Dan.
    What do you know, out he comes once again, but whats that!? He is not alone!!!
    Strangelove is truely disappointed, not that Sir Dan called in a gank, because surely that did not happen, we ALL know k0c NEVER calls in ganks in 1v1 fights. Strangelove is instead dissappointed int he facvt that he MUST have attacked Sir Dan right at the same time that he was about to go PVMing with his guildmate. Surely that must be what happened.

    Disappointed and let down, Strangelove looks for a new fight...
    Lucky for Strangelove he does not need to wait long. After goign to rest in Krystals, Strangelove sees Toucan Sam run by...
    And the chase is on! Strangelove flags and begins the attack! Charging out of Krystals Strangelove just KNOWS a great fight is about to come, because we all KNOW k0c NEVER run EVER.
    Strangely Toucan doesn't stick around to fight, rather he runs out the south luna gate
    Could it be, a k0c is running form battle? NEVER! Surely Toucan just didn't notice Strangelove coming after him!
    For outside of the luna wall Toucan did turn to fight!
    well... kind of...
    It seems Toucan missed the memo that enemy factions were supposed to fight, instead it seems he thought they were supposed to play tag... Strangelove grew tired of running after Toucan and stopped... but oddly Toucan continued running around in circles as Strangelove just stood there...
    Strangelove offered a challenge:
    And Toucan made his intentions clear:
    So, Strangelove decided to play Toucan's game and once again went at him...
    Around and around Strangelove went, delivering and taking blows alike... Strangelove began to get dizzy and started seeing double:
    Surely it was Strangelove's dizzyness that made it seem as though Toucan called in a gank when in reality there was no gank, Strangelove MUST have just been seeing double, because we all just KNOW k0c NEVER calls in a gank during a 1v1.
    So Strangelove sticks around to fight...
    Then he makes a very grave realization- he was NOT seeing double, there were in fact two k0c there!!!
    But naturally Rick did not show up to fight, Rick must have been drunk and thought he was in Despise and thought Strangelove was a ratman, because we ALL know k0c NEVER calls in a gank during a 1v1.

    Well, at this poitn Strangelove realizes the situation is a bit ... ... dangerous...
    He decides to ask for some help form his own guildmate.

    This is the first time that Strangelove has even mentioned he has been fighting... so unfortunately his help is delayed and scattered in the coming.
    But Strangelove continues the fight 1v2 anyways!

    Ahah! help arrives! Pilot X to the rescue!

    But poor Pilot X falls:-(
    Strangelove forgot that Pilot X was temporarily micless, and thus when Strangelove asked for Pilot to tell if things got too hot, Strangelove was not smart enough to look at the guild chat and assumed all was well...

    Despite the loss, Strangelove fights on! 1v2... again. But NATURALLY k0c was not trying to gank... NATURALLY k0c was simply mistaken. Toucan was playing tag and Rick thought he was at a spawn fighting blaze ratmen...

    But it is not long before another helper arrives!

    Cyco Lee jumps into the fray like a psycho! Strangelove is extremely gracious for Cyco to put himself at risk on his very incomplete character...
    But it seems something is amiss!
    After striking Rick down, Strangelove realizes there is another player ont he field!

    Havik has come to ruin our fun... Alas, Strangelove and Cyco continue the good fight...
    Toucan falls. Stranglove feels guilty for killing someone that obviously just wanted to play tag.

    So Strangelove avenges Toucan and Toucan's COMPLETE INNOCENCE (because we ALL know k0c NEVER calls in ganks in a 1v1).
    Strangelove proceedes to beat Havik to death, and succeeds, but in the process of looting, Strangelove fails to notice Verum walk up to him, because we all know k0c NEVER stealth... Oh, wait a minute, Verum is not k0c, and since Verum is not a cocky son of a gun, we all know Verum admits that he runs stealth... so let me try that again.. But in the process of looting, Strangelove is ambushed by Verum. Dismounted (Havik's fault), Strangelove doesn't think fast enough and dies quickly...

    And so Strangelove's battle ended.
  2. Lord_Puffy

    Lord_Puffy Crazed Zealot
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    I enjoyed the story man!!! hahah very funny at end.
  3. Sir Daniel

    Sir Daniel Lore Keeper
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    Feb 12, 2006
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    u are so full of ****! just out of you pic rang was alot of to and jsv it took all of yall to try and stop 5 of us. and there was 3 tammers.so get the story right good guy! i mean strangelove
  4. Goron

    Goron Guest

    Wait, what?
    Are you suggesting that I was a part of that fight?
    Immediatly after thats creenshot of u and the dragon i went to krystals.
    This is a PERFECT example of how k0c make **** up. Dude, I didnt fight you at all while u were fighting TO and jav and the world.
    I never even saw that fight. You do realize I am not TO and/or jsv? right? So why the **** would I be fighting on thier side in this battle you claim I was a part of?

    Dude, for real, that was ****ing weak. You totally avoid the part where you ran form me, and try to cover that up by claiming I was fighting 5v3 against you with 3 tammers?
    Dude, for real, that was lame. U are seriously messed up. Next time you make **** like that up at least try and claim I was fighting against you with TnT, not TO/jsv...
  5. Kage

    Kage Crazed Zealot
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    May 31, 2008
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    Well I was not there for this fight but earlier I was on and fighting Pilot X, Righty Cyco Lee and they was all fighting along side TO against us... mainly Righty because him and Bartubby are but buddies... and we killed them all so I could care less if you hold hands with other guilds or not... U Personally may not do it but Righty does it very often...
  6. GoodGuy

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    May 30, 2008
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    GREAT story strangelove with the nice pictures and all well told. You realy do a sick job and i want to see MORE of your uberness.
  7. Petra Fyde

    Petra Fyde Peerless Chatterbox
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  8. Seikatein

    Seikatein Guest

    Let's see some more nights in the eyes of this Strangelove! Thouroughly enjoyed your story man, very funny stuff!
  9. aww man, I thought it was going to be more L.A. club pictures