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A Ransom Note...

Discussion in 'UHall' started by jaraxlebaenrae, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. jaraxlebaenrae

    jaraxlebaenrae Journeyman
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    DeAr UoGAmecodes

    I have your books that were placed all around Luna on Atlantic held hostage, I will continue to pick them up and put them in a hidden location until you pay me 50 million gold in small unmarked checks. Do not attempt to contact authorities as this will result in immediate destruction of all the books. Also i will be destroying 1 book a day until my demands are met.


    signed
    xxxxxxxx
    charter member of the Eva Braun foundation.
     
  2. Kayhynn

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    *whispers* I think your demands are too low Jarlaxle. Matron Baenrae should have taught you better.
     
  3. jaraxlebaenrae

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    ahhh but once they are caught in the web, they will forever be stuck...
     
  4. Sunrise

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    LoL..Ok this is good LoL...
     
  5. Voluptuous

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    I've just been using them as firewood on the burnt shop flames.
     
  6. Deb

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    :DOr turn them in to the Library Collectors:D
     
  7. Littleblue

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    The paper burns pretty smoothly...good in a pinch to roll the old nightshade up in for an evening smoke. ;)
     
  8. jelinidas

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    Just one book a day destroyed?

    Hit harder then that! One per hour per shard!
    (not that will make a dent in this crap. Helloooo Devs...)
     
  9. Beastmaster

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    He plans to keep playing a long time.
     
  10. Lord Patapon

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    I lol'd. :D
     
  11. I think that I'll help you out. I'll go around and pick up the ones on my shard and dump them in the trash. That should make yours even more valuable!

    Will you split the ransom with me now?
     
  12. Petra Fyde

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    If the name on these books really is uogamecodes, page a GM NOW. That's the name of the official uo site. Since it's hardly likely that the real uogamecodes.com is putting books around on the shards, this imposter needs stopping pdq.
     
  13. Uriah Heep

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    In the past, I was always told a GM could tell who wrote a book,
    lately, I'm told there is no way to discern that information.

    Which is correct?
     
  14. Beastmaster

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    Both.

    In the past some GMs were knowledgeable...today doubt there are any.