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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Guest, Jun 18, 2006.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

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    Sup [censored],
    Wonka in the hee-zouse here...








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    Dude, wtf. Nobodays says hee-zouse anymore










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    I still say it
    *pouts*











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    Well, my boyzzz in the West Side. Gangstas 4 life tells me that Kelmo....








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    Are you [censored] ********?
    1992 came and went




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    LOL, I JUST GOT PWND








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    She ain't wearing panties







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    Ok, all you ****nuts shut up and let W-Dawg ClanDawg talk

    .....guys...please

    there's a time and place

    *sighs*





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    yeah, now he [censored] when he's not in the middle



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    Old Man Jiggabons, you deliver the message
    these [censored] won't let me.....



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    That oompa loompa sure sucks at leap frog




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    he wishes!
    *snaps*





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    So that's why these sheets are always wet!






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    No Grandpa
    That's because you [censored] yourself





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    Just read the damn letter so this [censored] can end



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    *ahem*
    Kelmo sucks.






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    The other side
    never mind. I'll do it











    *cue in sappy music ala the ending of every episode of "Full House"






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    Tig may joke around...alot
    But he loves you all and Siege
    Thank you for not banning him







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    Other side says the same thing
     
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *laughs* super duper!
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  3. *still grinning*

    You inspire simple awe.
     
  4. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    Complex awe is reserved for those with a 'u' in their name.
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    don't diss the wonka
     
  6. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

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    Complex awe is reserved for those with a 'u' in their name.

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    The Orcs call me "Spydur"... does that count? [​IMG]
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    no, they're just stupid
     
  8. Guest

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    Complex awe is reserved for those with a 'u' in their name.

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    Now, let Tigs have his moment of fleeting awe - it certainly doesn't detract from your complex - hmm, I think I shall end the sentence there.

    -Skylark
     
  9. *logging off to run to Blockbuster*
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    sky...just admit that you love me


    just let it all out
     
  11. Ton80

    Ton80 Guest

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    The Orcs call me "Spydur"... does that count?

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    no, they're just stupid

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    ROFLMAO....That was just too funny... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  12. Guest

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  13. Guest

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    Complex awe is reserved for those with a 'u' in their name.

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    A statement to which I have nothing but wholehearted agreement.
     
  14. Guest

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    Complex awe is reserved for those with a 'u' in their name.

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    A statement to which I have nothing but wholehearted agreement.

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    I concur.
     
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You would [​IMG]
     
  16. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Lord Tigsalot considers his next move against the bushido warrior.

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  17. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    This has my vote for best thread of the month.

    Has anyone noticed how creepy it is in that movie that Charlie works his ass off, laboring after school only to earn money so that weirdo grandpa can have his drugs (in the form of tobacco)?!?

    The best moment of all is when the little guy tries do to a few carwheels at the end of an oompa loompa song (I believe it's the verse done before Mike T.V. gets reduced in size), and fails miserabley, barely getting his feet of the floor in his last attempt. I've seen it over fifty times and that always makes me chuckle. What a pathetic attempt at gymnastics.
     
  18. I never could get the hang of doing cartwheels. :-(

    I've had to settle for jumping up and down with great enthusiasm, instead. [​IMG]
     
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I just noticed your avatar

    ...wtf


    a girl on fire with what looks like ....rats dancing around her with glee

    ....wow
     
  20. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    It's from a childrens book my German grandmother used to read to me all the time, as parents read it to her in pre-WW2 germany. Der Struwwelpeter. In the story I got my avatar from, sweet little Paulinechen wants to play with matches. Bother her mother AND nurse have told her not to, but being the disobedient little snot she is, she lights them anyway. Her cats even warn her not to do it, but she's on a mission. She catches on fire, the cats cry, and she burns to ashes. Before Maligor was nice enought to make my current signature for me, I used another illustration from the book as my signature for several years. It was from the story of the little boy who's told by his mother NOT to suck his thumbs while she is away. Of course the moment she is gone, he shoves them in his mouth like nasty little fiender he is. And then the giant scissor man runs into the house and lops them off, AS HE SHOULD!

    This is the large version of the image I used for a sig and a link to the story it came from (in English!) http://www.fln.vcu.edu/struwwel/daumen_e.html
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    and a bigger version of my avatar and link to English version : http://www.fln.vcu.edu/struwwel/pauline_e.html

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    Table of Contents, if you want to take it all in..slowly..

    http://www.fln.vcu.edu/struwwel/struwwel.html

    There's nothing quite like German childrens literature. Don't even get me started on the twisted fun that is Max und Moritz.
     
  21. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

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    I never could get the hang of doing cartwheels. :-(

    I've had to settle for jumping up and down with great enthusiasm, instead. [​IMG]

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    Though I'm sure that you, unlike our little friend, realize your lack of cartwheeling ability, and don't do them before a camera for money! =P

    WHen I was younger I had a friend who lived next door to one of the actors that played an oompa loompa. Apparently he rode around on a small motorcycle, and eventually died in a crash while on it.
     
  22. Guest

    Guest Guest

    If there was such a thing as thread of the month. Tigs would get my vote for this one. I only say that because the ego swell would probably make his head explode.
     
  23. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    Considering he must have a tiny head (have you ever seen an elf with a large head?) that might be a good thing. Might be.
     
  24. Guest

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    LOL!!!!


    I'm dying lol
     
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *chuckles* One day, we will meet on the field of battle. I concede this thread to you. I wish all moderators had an adversary like you. One day soon we will meet here and see how much bandwidth we can eat up. It will be ugly.
     
  26. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    Really, the best part of that story is that aside from the shotgun, the rabbit has to steal the glasses too. And he wears them. THe shotgun was not enough. THe illustration is ridiculous. Now I am lol as well.

    I must find a max und moritz online to share.

    [EDIT: Didn't have to go far, there is a version on the same website! http://www.fln.vcu.edu/mm/mmmenu.html ]

    One of the scariest images of my childhood came from the Max und Moritz book

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    One of my personal favorites:

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  27. Guest

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    Yeah, I am talking to you.
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    That is a nice jacket you are wearing.
     
  28. Guest

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    animal abuse is always a plus!
     
  29. Guest

    Guest Guest

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    Show some manners
    or I'll kick you in the teeth,
    Sinatra style
     
  30. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    He has nothing on this guy...

    He kills the bird, throws the kitten down the stairs (and apparently bashes it with a rock) and whips his "good nurse". He also rips the wings off of flies for fun.

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    Later he tries to whip his dog, but the dog outsmarts him, takes the whip and bites him. He later becomes sick and has to stay in bed and take grody medicine while the dog chows down on soup and sausages. [​IMG]
     
  31. Guest

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    classic [censored]
     
  32. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    Whoopee, we almost killed a man! Yay, let's dance about by the bush.
     
  33. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Woody keep your hands off the kinder! Sure we all think about it, but you take your business to the mens room and no one gets hurt!

    ...was that too graphic a snl sinatre quote?
     
  34. Guest

    Guest Guest

    he'll choke you until the life in your eyes slowly fades away