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And the Lord spoketh,

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by imported_Varka, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. Omigods!

    The Spies and the Prostitute
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    And they spent the night there...
     
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Now those are cute!

    A pity they fall into the "choking hazard" category. I will have to stick with safe but boring old Fisher Price people and such for my pre-school Bible class.

    -Skylark
     
  3. Guest

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    Ever step on one bare footed? *snarles*
     
  4. Guest

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    Ack! I only looked at a few, and didn't see those. Lego pervs??? Truly nothing is sacred [​IMG].

    -Skylark

    P.S. Varka, I am pretty sure it is spake not spoketh.
     
  5. Some people have way, way too much time on their hands.
     
  6. Guest

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    And it came to pass that upon the land calleth Siege Perilous they came, by boats and by foot, and by magiks from many lands they came enmasse for the reunification of the WAKAS and Yamas globewide...all decending uponeth Siege Perilous one fateful eve of November............................. and the fates of the peoples of the land were... forever changed.

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  7. Guest

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    Meanwhile over in the Shire, a grumpy Grot got word that the aliens were nearby invading his turf and ordered the citizenry to hold onto their arms in Wispwoodshire.

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  8. Guest

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    And over near the far land, a vampiric one seeing the great numbers of this alien horde, tried to con the mighty Waka and Yama into accepting a bribe to worship the damned and to pay homage to him and then the damned would provide the entire realm at the disposal of every Waka and Yama.

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    But alas the leader Yasou cut off the head of the vampire and tossed it in a gm made basket created by Miranda, and Yasou floated the vampire's head off and down the trinsic rivers into the swamps.

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  9. Guest

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    And then the mighty Wakas and Yamas went to invade Iantown and were greeted by...... sheep and pups, and weird pixies and bugs and there upon the land of Iantown the WAKAs and Yamas met the kindly.. MISS TEA thus the aliens were at a total loss to her huggie personality. They went into shock sat down and drank the teas of Iantown ! hahaha

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    From Iantown the mighty Waka and Yama sped towards Wintermoor, to find a mysterious figure of a man above the temple of Mithras uttering huge words and casting his magiks......

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    And the WAKA and Yama kindred folk were suddenly felled, smacketh down left and right by falling snow, ice and iceburgs..........

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    The End.
     
  10. ...and there didst come a crafter, who could not see where he was going, and yea, he didst walk into a great many things, and great was the breakage of the crockery.

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    And he took up his crafting tools, and all fell back a great distance, lest he smite them, being unaware of their exact position.

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    Yea, and he crafted all day and night, but the people were fickle, and wanted
    valorite rather than dull copper, and thus he went forth into the mines, and mined also in the mountains, and lo, there was valorite.
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    And thus, he crafted.
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    And when his crafting was complete, he didst turn to tinkering, and didst create a golem, unlike any seen before, and didst deliver it unto the people of Iantown. And there was bleating.
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    Yea, and there didst come a leader of those people, with tufts of wool about him, and a happy sheep was seen in the distance, and he spake thusly:

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    And then there didst come a dev, and the dev didst say unto the people, let there be a word of death, and thus did the tale conclude.
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    And yet, even then, Cybernickel rejoiced, for he finally had his bricks.
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    And thusly, there were bugs, and exploits, and much wailing and posting of pwns on forums. And there was death, and there was looting. There was crafting, and there was ganking. And thus was the eighth age. And the devs could not rest, for they had forgotten to turn their auto-notifys off.
     
  11. This site is GREAT! Unfortunately, I my kids were looking over my shoulder just before I took them to school this morning. All the way there, it was nothing but
    'Mummy, we want hundreds of legos for Christmas so we can play Ultima just like you and Daddy do on the computer!'

    Doh!

    And yes, Kelmo - I know full well what it's like to stand on some in bare feet - in the dark, in the middle of the night, on the way to get a drink of water! Grrrr, indeed!

    Oh, and here's a pic of Wulf after he'd upset another crafter. Just because.
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  12. Krishka_SP

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    The (Now someone dated) SP Suit, Hot Pants and Sammy Helm.
     
  13. wavace

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    ... and there soon after, the REV Blue Oyster bar was opened



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    ...and all was good
     
  14. Guest

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    bhuhaahaha

    I notice the *british* Rev there has his lucky necklaces on, and an artie bow on his hat, and I take it that is Arden in the ..bra ? ! HAHAA [​IMG]
     
  15. Guest

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    Arden stuffs! Haha
     
  16. BAHAHAHA.

    I was surfing thsi page all day with images turned off, this is some funny crap you guys worked up.

    *sniffs*

    I miss Siege...

    Varka
     
  17. wavace

    wavace Guest

    LOL, im actually upset it all stopped where it did, I figured there would be a few more of us coming up with some stuff .
     
  18. Random memories of Ultima, in a vague sort of order...

    Before death robes
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    Early griefers

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    Lord British gets PKd

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    Training hiding

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    Complaining at Castle British

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    Lord Blackthorn learns to make golems.

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    The bounty system *sighs wistfully*
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    No more tents? Awwww!

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    Overpowered mages.. a tradition of nerfing begins
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    Early exercises in duping - or was it in cloning?
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    Server wars! Hooray!
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    One of many invasions

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    Collecting rares! Only Origin could have convinced people blo0dy water was rare!
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    Mages who attempted to repel the Brit invasion

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    Banksitters move to Luna.

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    Heartwood arrives
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  19. Guest

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    *laughs*

    Did you notice how all the Lego people in that one battle scene, have happy faces??

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    Just whistle while you work!

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    -Skylark
     
  20. wavace

    wavace Guest

    Imagine the amount of time that was put into creating these scenes, just for one pic.
     
  21. The Munger

    The Munger Guest

    I know, i know threadomancy is frowned upon, but i went to the last page of the forums here and found this and thought it might give everyone a laugh.
     
  22. Guest

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    I know, i know threadomancy is frowned upon, but i went to the last page of the forums here and found this and thought it might give everyone a laugh.

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    I would suggest you just make a link to the old thread you find interesting/amusing in future. It causes less confusion. This sort of thing just gets ancient threads locked.

    -Skylark
     
  23. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Nooo Sky this now gives me much more leeway with my LOL cat pics. With Rumpys "Suprise Butsex" cat avitar and now the bibilical refrences from the bric testiment. There will be little I can't post now. *evil laugh*
     
  24. Guest

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    And now over 3 years later how do your littles view UO? Both mom and dad are UO icons and legends. Your creativity should be rewarded, I am also sure I am not the only one who wonders are they following in your footsteps?
     
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