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Another Crimson Sneak Attack.

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Pirate Blackfoot, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Last eve, whilest ye all must have been asleep or drunk, me shipmates and I, along with our mascot, snuck into Goldport under the darkness of night. There we be find'n, un-guarded and un-protected, two ships and an un-manned tavern called "the Slippery Seahorse Tavern". Feeling adventureous, we helped ourselves to their fine ale and food.

    After ransacking the place looking for booty, and not finding any, we decided we had about enough of this place and set the Tavern afire. After enjoying lighting up the night skies with flames, we decided to turn our attention to the Scallywags means of sea travel. There, along the shore, were two ships. Now,we couldn't resist the temtation of adding more light to the night time sky, so we set a large blaze aboard these two so-called fleet vessels.

    Having our fill of enjoyment here and no-one showing up to skin alive, we departed in the "CRIMSON SEAHAG" and made our way towards "NIVA the Savage". Scouting the town for her presence, and not finding her, we decided to leave our " Crimson calling card" by "accidently" dropping a torch or two on her doorstep. With amazement, the straw/bamboo looking building quickly went a blaze. Town folk were afraid to come out of their homes as we stumbled around, drunk from the previous visits ale, thinking we would do them harm and take their wenches. The flames shot high into the night sky and we said our "ah do's" and arrrrrrr's to *Niva the Savage* and again set our sails unfurled in the direction of the "Royal Guards" stronghold.

    Now,seeing that we, the CRIMSON PIRATES, do not recognize authority of any kind, we snuck our way into the stronghold, scalling the East wall. Quietly "eliminating" a few guards, we made our way to the main meeting hall of these here "law protectors of the people". Wanting to let the Royal Guards know we were there, we set a few "small" fires to their hall and also to the barracks. That will teach them not to mess with the notorious "Crimsom Pirates". So if'n they think they can mess with us, they be better to think again about that idea.

    For we be the *Crimson Pirates* of Chessy, proud and true,
    We be tak'n your pretty wenches and an ale or two,
    Setting ye ships and homes afire,
    It's something else to sit back and admire,
    Renegades we be till death do us part,
    So If'n battles ye want, we be ready to start
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a Yo-ho-ho

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  2. Lord Gareth

    Lord Gareth UO Content Editor | UO Chesapeake & Rares News
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    Dec 17, 2006
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    *Shakes fist* You blew up my FAVORITE shop located in Goldport! Dats where I buy all my bait! Now you die!!!!