The Guardian, who is he? More importantly, HOW real is he? You think this is just a game? You think you are safe behind your computer from the greatest evil that the world of Ultima is or was beset by? It seems you shouldn't take such things for granted. Florida’s prison system has a page (scroll to the bottom) devoted to the Virtues of the Guardian, that is, the big red-faced bad guy from Ultima, as referenced in Ultima Underworld II. They misspelled “Killorn” as “Killgorn,” and according to the list, they left out Sobriety. It’s not clear that anyone realizes that the Guardian was the villain. “John Hosie” is aka Houston Dragon. If you can’t read the above page (and some of us on the Lazarus team that have been giggling about it have had trouble, props to Shadow of Light Dragon for noticing it) it’s been archived. Maybe Ultima fanclubs can qualify as a “faith-based initiative” and receive gummint funds from Gov. Jeb Bush’s big brother. You may shudder now. Towards the bottom of the page.