Well, after going thru over 50 pages of search results I thought of all you ChaCha people and decided to give it a try!! I was searching for something called "The Christopher Columbus Award" or the "The Chris Columbus Award". I read about this award a few years ago when my kids and I were going over that time period in school. It reads something like "This award goes to a person who has no idea where he is going, when he gets there has no idea where he is, and when he gets home has no idea where he has been". But the way it was worded was so awesome, unlike my weak rendering. There is a "real" award given out to middle school science kids or something but that is obviously not what I am looking for. This is an actual award though given out by some group of people to someone they apparently don't like!! I convinced my hubby that he REALLY wanted to call for me!! Well, we got the text back and it was just some random unrelated quote FROM Christopher Columbus. Nothing at all to do with an award that is given out. Oh well. Should I try again?? Elga, I will pay you in jellybeans if you take the call!! I may even throw in a dumb, long-necked green monkey!!