Here's a discussion I witnessed recently between some real "L33t" sitters at "da bank". Lord Grand Poobah L33T PvP: Well, back in the day I started playing UO, it was just Felucca, no insurance, and I was so great people would beg me to kill'em. Lord UltraL33T PvP: aarrgghh. u had it EZ mofo. when i 1st start UO, Felucca was jus a hol da end ov what now is Yew. n all we ad ta eat were mongbat stew with dried turnips. n when we did pvp u had to pay the mongbats not ta kill u. Lord more-Ultra L33T PvP: hehe when I started UO, i didn't even have internet or a computer. I had to pretend to be online and be playing. But lemme tell ya, my dexxer-archer-bank-sitter-trash-talking-super pvp really kicked mofo butt. I used ta kill by just thinking about killing i was so great. "No Title Great Enough" L33T PvP: huh! u think u had it tough! when i 1st started playing UO there wasn't even any internet. we had to connect our computers with bits of string! Lord Grand Poobah L33T PvP: Well, when I said "back in the day" I meant when just before they introduced Trammel, but when I really started playing, was way before that, like before even when they had computers or even UO! But, I was still invincable at PvP cause I'm da man, right! Da Grand Poobah! Lord more-Ultra L33T PvP: hehe, well ya go tell these Trammies dat and they'll think we're all a bunch of idiots talking $heet! Lord Grand Poobah L33T PvP: nah ... they dunno how good they got it!