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Baja Girl Scout Troop 1 Fundraiser Friday, March 25

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Girl Scout Edith, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. Girl Scout Edith

    Girl Scout Edith Adventurer
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    :thumbsup:BAJA GIRL SCOUT TROOP #1:thumbsup: CHARITY FOR :sad2:PRISONERS:sad2: OF :gun:WAR :gun:


    7:00PST - Friday March 25



    WE ARE HOLDING A GIANT COOKIE SALE TO BENEFIT THE TWO SURVIVING :sad3:HOSTAGES:sad3: OF THE VIRTUE BANE WAR:loser:, :heart:BESSINE THE BRIDE:heart: AND BORIC THE NOBLE:scholar:. ​


    BESSINE AND BoRIC LOST EVERYTHING THEY'VE OWNED AND NEED YOUR HELP. PLEASE HELP THE ONLY TWO REMAINING HOSTAGES OF THE VIRTUE BANE WAR:loser:. ​


    :thumbsup:BAJA GIRL SCOUT TROOP #1:thumbsup: WILL BE AT THE BRIT BANK THIS COMING FRIDAY EVENING WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE COOKIES. PLEASE HELP BESSINE AND BORIC!!!​


    :thumbsup:BAJA GIRL SCOUT TROOP #1:thumbsup: THANKS :heart:YOU:heart:

    and besides you never know what will happen when the scouts are around​
     
  2. Lindae

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    Oh please. A noble? Just tell him to marry himself off to the ugliest daughter of some nouveau riche upstarts. He gets a dowry, she gets a prestigious name, everybody wins.

    As for the bride... does Britannia really lack a governmental pension for war widows? For shame! In Umbra, a war widow is looked after for the rest of her life. Your country is so barbaric! You treat your people like animals!

    In conclusion, I support the Girl Scouts and their delicious confectionery.
     
  3. WarderDragon

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    This is tonight.

    I anticipate it will be a rather ...delicious occasion.
     
  4. Girl Scout Edith

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    But what if they don't :love:love:love: each other Mr Sourpuss? Hmmm? That's not a very nice thing to say! :thumbdown:AT ALL!:thumbdown:


    And why would Britannia have a pension thing when we have a society and culture( we just learned about this in school!) that always helps those around them? hmmmmm?


    My teacher took us on a field trip last year to Umbra. Everything is scorched to the ground:eek:! Everything is black and empty:eek:! The people, the few that I saw looked desperate and hungry:eek:. He tried to find some governmental buildings but couldn't find ONE:eek:!


    And why are you so GRUMPY? REALLY GRUMPY!! REALLY REALLY REALLY GRUMPY!!! My mom says you need to lay down more often. Something like that.



    I am glad you like our cookies. I think if you eat 6 cookies with milk VERY DAY for 7 days you'll start to feel happier. In a month you can be sooo happy you'll want to come play with us.


    BUT ANYWAYS DON'T FORGET TO COME TO BRITAIN TONIGHT AT 7:00!! IT WILL BE OH SO YUMMMMMMYYYYYY!!


     
  5. RawHeadRex

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  6. Lindae

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    Well, my dear, if they don't love each other then I am afraid that they are just contractually obligated to make do with what they have. It's not really that difficult. The man does all the hard work, and the lady just lies back and thinks of Minoc.

    And who are you to criticise? What insight would a grubby little commoner like you possibly have into the inner workings of aristocratic marriage? Marrying for love! What a farce! I hope that you die in a freak dough-kneading accident.

    I am grumpy because I am seventy-six years old, too sick to leave the house, and inexplicably unable to die because of a bad decision I made when I was twenty-three. And I am seperated from my beloved homeland and forced to live out the final years of my life in a hostile country full of blithering cretins. And my life partner looks like a polar bear.

    Your mother is a brazen hussy and should get back in the kitchen.

    And you went on a school excursion to Umbra? What the hell were Britannian schoolgirls doing in Umbra? Are you trying to infiltrate our rich culture and subjugate us from the inside out? You imperialist dogs! We will not bow to you! WE BOW TO NOBODY!



    *sobs quietly*
     
  7. jwauk99

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    Best.
    Thread.
    Ever.
    :)

    (I think it's the colors!)

    :cheerleader::mf_prop::shots::pancakes::drama:
     
  8. Lindae

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    *is still sobbing*
     
  9. Cirno

    Cirno Purple Pony Princess
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    How can you sob so soon after delicious biscuity treats?
     
  10. All I seen was little girls screaming and dying and these crazy people biting and trying to eat dead flesh...it was just nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you noticed that these girl scouts are always in trouble? something is wrong with them.
     
  11. Lavits

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    Nothing is wrong with the little girls, they just seem to have the worst luck that I've seen in a long time.
     
  12. SuperKen

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    Needs more screenshots imo