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Barter Town Public Service Announcement

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Chad Sexington, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. Chad Sexington

    Chad Sexington Lore Master
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    Barter Town Public Service Announcement

    Does Siege have you down? Have you been murdered one too many times by a person or guild? Or are they just an annoying human being? Do you ever wish they could share your pain? Is it just one of those days?

    Barter Town is now offering our special services, for hire.

    You can be an integral part in this new exciting endeavor by following 3 easy steps:

    1. Write your name and request in a book.
    2. Drop that book off in the Barter Town mailbox.
    3. Patiently wait as we work diligently to fill your order.

    Our Services Include:
    1. General Thievery - If you want something of value stolen from a particular person or guild.
    2. Specific Thievery - If you want something specific stolen from a particular player or guild.
    3. Murder - If you want someone murdered.

    Payment:
    1. If it is a General Thievery request, donations are required up front in the mailbox, whatever you think is fair. (Note: The larger the donation, the more motivated we become.)
    2. If it is a Specific Thievery request (and if you want the item), arrangements can be made for payment after the fact. Please include your contact information in the request book.

    Keep in mind: The more specifics you provide about their whereabouts, homes, favorite hunting locations, upcoming events, usual play time, likes, dislikes, and tendencies, the faster we can expedite your request.

    Free embarrassing screenshots included for all completed requests.

    100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!

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    **100% Satisfaction Guarantee does not apply to murder requests. It's possible, but assassinations aren't specific to our skill set.
    **100% Satisfaction Guarantee does not apply if we're lazy.


    :grouphug:
     
  2. Chardonnay

    Chardonnay Visitor

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    Great idea!

    Brings back memories of SBH...
     
  3. SoulWeaver

    SoulWeaver King of The Bearded Ladies
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    How much do assasination's cost with their armor included :gee:
     
  4. Dirkdiggler

    Dirkdiggler Guest

    I also have the rare gift of being able to steal somebody's heart if anybody is ever in need. We do weddings and funerals too!
     
  5. Sparta08

    Sparta08 Guest

    I too would like to know how much assassinations cost :)
     
  6. Dirkdiggler

    Dirkdiggler Guest

    If you place one gold coin in we would apply one gold worth of effort :). I can only speak for myself, but for 1g I may taunt the target inside a guard zone and perhaps suicide myself and let him know who the assassination attempt was from (unless a request of secrecy was included.)

    Think of it like a siege greeting card.
     
  7. OldAsTheHills

    OldAsTheHills Lore Master
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    LOL....

    What is your policy on selling Protection Policies against being a victum?

    *stares*
    Yahaxithonix
     
  8. Shh!

    Shh! Lore Master
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    I like. Carry on.