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Begone Scourging Brigands!!!

Discussion in 'UO Pacific' started by Ludedove, Jun 29, 2009.

  1. Ludedove

    Ludedove Guest

    Hail and Well met travellers of the roads of Malas. I am a newcomer to this neighbourhood and so far I am less than impressed with the scum across the street.

    Let me introduce myself....

    I am The Dread Lord Dude Love, Elder Medium. I am used to communing with the dead and on occasion I have been known to deign to the level of the *cough* so called glorious types and speak with them. But these Brigands I cannot accept.

    After slaying over 500 of these infernal peasants, I realized they have some form of underground railroad situated as such, that the filthy rail ends up dropping these scum on my front porch!!

    Whats worse they kill hundreds of travellers every year, and by the time I get to the corpses I cant even draw a mound of measly maggots out of them!! It is with this problem in mind that I have opened Ultima Online's first FREE hospital.

    My hospital is located at x :967 y: 1145, or for you mariners : 42 degrees 5 min N, 25 deg 1 minute W. Rush to the front steps if the fiends refuse to let you be!

    In my house I have the following, and am in need of the following;

    Have : over 60 Fountains of life available to anyone who needs them!
    Also : Two vendors that allow people to buy intentionally overpriced runes to the hospital and bandages to soak. These vendors serve to keep the fountains going and pay my expenses back eventually for purchasing all of them. (I have drawn 20 million from my own reserves to fight this scourge!)

    What I need :
    1) A potion vendor that will sell slightly above cost
    2) A Rune vendor to sell runes to the house for 50gp per
    3) An Elf ear vendor for easy completion of the Gorrow the Mayor quest
    4) A plain bandage vendor.

    If through the donations of others will recuperate the 20M, I will invest another 40M creating a friends floor that will contain :

    FREE POTIONS OF ALL KINDS!
    FREE ENHANCED BANDAIDS!
    FREE REGS!
    FREE PET FOOD!

    If you want to be a part of these vendors the charge is 50000/week OR you can advertise in town the hospital and aid the cause with Gates to our hospital . If you do two hours of advertising a week, your vendor is FREE.

    ICQ me ! 14418081

    p.s. If you are indeed a "Glorious" one, You may still participate so long as you never say the forbidden phrase around me......"I HO#%R THEE"!!!
     
  2. SchezwanBeefy

    SchezwanBeefy Lore Master
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    I'm sorry but... I couldn't stop laughing at your post.
     
  3. Velandra

    Velandra Guest

    lol me too :)

    Great minds think alike!