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Busted Under The Mistletoe In Luna

Discussion in 'UO Atlantic' started by Lady D, Dec 7, 2008.

  1. Tazar

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    Human Kissing an Orc!!!

    (now accepting bribes to remove this *evidence*) lol
     
  2. Syfka

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    :eek:snap: I really hope he washed after that :eek:
     
  3. WizzaX

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    Lies!!!! Photoshop i tell ya!!!!!!

    *coughs*

    so... err..... hey taz ..... ummmmm

    hows about we make a deal??
     
  4. Syfka

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    you better start digging a hole to hide in cause i dont think this is coming down anytime soon roflmao please tell me you washed after doing that lol:hahaha:
     
  5. Tazar

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    Man.... I hope you used protection... never know what diseases those things may carry... lol
     
  6. WizzaX

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    Well after i was done throwing up my my guts, i did indeed wash myself......


    *starts digging*
     
  7. Kazar

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    Wizzax was waxing the orc!
     
  8. WizzaX

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    Protection!?!?!?!?

    Geez!!!!!!!!!!

    It was just a small kiss on the cheek so i could get a free stat scroll!!!

    LoL

    *keeps on digging*
     
  9. Syfka

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    *picks up shovel and helps*

    well atleast you tried to get the smell off

    *puts gas mask on*

    although you didnt quite suceed :D
     
  10. Kill a Crimson Dragon...get Crimmy.

    Kiss an Orc...get a log.

    Its all in scale :)
     
  11. WizzaX

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    Ty for the help......

    do ya think 50ft will do?:sad4:
     
  12. WizzaX

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    LOL
     
  13. Lady D

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    I never saw him wash!!!!!!! Want help diggin that hole ?
     
  14. Syfka

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    maybe 55ft lets just keep digging
     
  15. Tazar

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    50 ft. of dirt to cover that smell? doubt it...
     
  16. Syfka

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    dig faster dig faster! i think she is coming back *smiles* :D
     
  17. WizzaX

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    Yes plz.....

    I'll need all the help i can get........

    Better make it 60 just to be safe.

    And i sooo did wash!!!
     
  18. WizzaX

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    Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quickly! To the island!!!!!

    Theres a rune on the steps of my luna house.

    NO orcs allowed!!!
     
  19. Syfka

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    I dont know where your luna house is lol but *looks through books*
     
  20. Lady D

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    was not i saw it he so used tounge! he really enjoyed it !!!
     
  21. Syfka

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    *gags* i really hope not that is just wrong *smiles* bleach your tongue Wizzax maybe that will help just to be safe

    *starts digging new hole*
     
  22. WizzaX

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    south luna!
     
  23. WizzaX

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    lies!!! all lies!!!
     
  24. Lady D

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    better yet chop it off
     
  25. Syfka

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    good idea *digs through bag looking for dager*
     
  26. WizzaX

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    eeeeep!
     
  27. Syfka

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    Would a wire brush be better?
     
  28. WizzaX

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    yes alil.....
     
  29. Syfka

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    *hands wire brush and bleach*
     
  30. Tazar

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    ...there's only one safe place to hide from Uma... Just climb under her bed and act like a bed monster... if you can stand the smell
     
  31. I Like Pie

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    I just don't know who to feel sorry for... Lets hear it for the power of the +15 stat scroll... wait,what?
     
  32. WizzaX

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    hahahahaa
     
  33. Syfka

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    i have a better idea hide in a bath tub she will never look there!!
     
  34. Tazar

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    Oh... she'll look, but she'll never go there!
     
  35. Syfka

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    so see he is safe she may find him but she wont go near it lmao
     
  36. Tazar

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    I bet she would go there - after looking at it, it would be fouled enough...
     
  37. Kazar

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    The kiss was bad enough! Just hope it's not mating season for orcs!
     
  38. Syfka

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    oh he better run far far away if it is
     
  39. Tazar

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    Mating season??? Better watch out for Ug then... :gee:
     
  40. I Like Pie

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    If an Uma and a Wizzax were to mate... what would their spawn look like and what would it do (special powers, abilities, etc.) My thoughts were that it would be smelly, hairy and pear shaped. It would go galivanting around on its pickle sewing bag balls of different sizes and color claiming magical abilties if placed throughout your home... of course they would come in all colors of the rainbow.:hahaha:
     
  41. Tazar

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    I think you forgot the Noxious Cloud ability it may inherit from the mother...
     
  42. Syfka

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    *starts buying stock in gas masks and sets up vendor* im gonna get rich
     
  43. Tazar

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    Is there a legal way to loop an "An Nox" macro? We may all need it!
     
  44. Syfka

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    *bricks over windows and doors hiding*
     
  45. Syfka

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    "GAS MASKS HERE GAS MASKS FOR SALE! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE INVASION OF UMA AND WIZZAX CHILDREN!!!" :D
     
  46. Kazar

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    What is that smell?
     
  47. Kazar

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    Orc pheromones? Oh man! Wizz you better hide!
     
  48. Lady D

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    That would be coming off Wiz that stuff rubs off !!!
     
  49. Kazar

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    So I'm guessing Irish Spring won't help???