I'd like to farm some trapdoor spiders for carapaces. It's a nice break from the usual sit-and-grind since they're scattered and hidden, and need to be tracked partially by sound. Unfortunately the best hunting ground for them is completely covered in blue/yellow balrons tricked out with the usual billions of HP and all the "We hate UO players and want combat to suck" gimmicks this dev team is so fond of. I guess they're part of some quest from a while back, where you farm these stupid things endlessly and then get some worthless book you wouldn't pick up off the bank floor as a "reward". Point is, they suck and should go away. Frankly everything like this should go away and they should quit making things like this. We haven't had a well-designed event monster in ages.