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Chaos Club seeks applicants for Scribe and Craftsman vendors. *FREE SPOT*

Discussion in 'UO Atlantic Trade' started by Sam the Scribe, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. Sam the Scribe

    Sam the Scribe Visitor

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    Hello fellow Pirates!

    The Chaos Club is doin' fantastic business and I'm here to say that my associates and myself are working hard to keep the vendors stocked on a daily basis.

    However... I've found that some of the vendors are not being re-stocked quickly... or as quickly as I'd like. As you know, vendors with empty pouches get their runes tossed fast! So, I'm taking applications for two free vendor slots. Free, subject to my terms.

    But, before I go into terms let me tell ya about the Chaos Club.

    First: I support the vendor house with at least one daily rune drop. I hit many areas and try to make sure runes hit the spots where the elite warriors and mages might pick them up. I change the name of the house to promote various vendors and I am more than willing to help you sell your items!

    Second: I keep the stock interesting and my vendors offer many different items. We are not supported by any large guild so it's not the same stuff you find in Luna all the time. Plus I offer fantastic deals on stuff so my customers love to come just to browse!

    Third: Unlike many "plot" vendor houses, the Chaos Club is a well-designed house that is visually appealing. I like folks to feel at home and relaxed when they are givin' up their hard earned gold!

    Fourth: The Chaos Club is located in a low spawn area. We do get the occasional Reaper or Gargoyle, but our security team sweeps the recall area and keeps it safe for your shoppers. NO Ancient Wyrms like some other vendor houses!

    Ok... that's the sell.. now, here's the terms... and remember, I'm a... um, "retired" Pirate so don't cross me lest you like whistlin' through yer throat!

    TERMS:

    1. You keep your vendor stocked! I hate empty pouches and empty vendors. I'll toss yer vendor right out the door if they are sitting idle! SELL OR WALK! (Better yet, run!)

    2. I'm looking for Scribe or Craftsman vendors. If you start stocking all kinds of weird junk I'll toss yer vendor out the door! However, to be fair... I am willing to remove items from my vendors that compete with your vendors. But, we need to negotiate that first.

    3. No naked vendors. I don't employ sales-sluts. If you can't sell your junk without de-robing your vendor then go sell your trash in Luna!

    4. You are expected to help promote the Chaos Club. That means, once in a while I might toss you a bag of runes and ask you to drop them around. That won't happen often, mind ya... but you are getting a free spot so if you're asked to tow the line and support the Club, then don't back-talk me, understand?

    5. Don't back-smak-or-whatever talk me, or I'll slit yer throat and stick yer head on a pike right in front of yer vendors. I may be a "retired" pirate but I still run a tight ship and there is only ONE Captain on this ship. You can be Captain of the Deep Blue if ya like cause I'll toss ya right into the ocean if ya gives me trouble!

    6. If yer chargin' a million gp for something... it better be worth that. The Chaos Club is located in Minoc, not Luna. If you like over-pricing junk that you find as loot, then sell it in Luna! I expect my vendors to price items fairly and even... brace yerself... offer bargains and grab bags. Personally, I think it's good for business if folks can come to your vendor and find something nice for a cheap price! That encourages shoppers to come back and browse. Got it? If ya don't get it... let me spell it out... if you think 50,000gp is a fair price for a +5 tactics ring... then sell your crap in Luna!

    Two free vendor spots... Craftsman and Scribe. PM Sam here if you're interested. Include your skill levels for the required attributes. One week contract to start and if I like ya... me might adjust it later.

    Thanks for your interest.

    Grace O'Malley
    Pirate (ret.)

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  2. Static

    Static Guest

    Nice vendor home,


    Below the belt?
     
  3. Sam the Scribe

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    Thank you.

    As for your comment... is it unfair for me to point out that some vendors have placed locations in spawn areas? I mean... should'nt vendors think of the safety of their customers?

    I've heard the term "Death-Gating"... how about "Death-Vendoring"?

    No Wyrms, Deamons, etc at my vendor house. Is it bad that I advertise that?

    Grace O'Malley
    Pirate (ret.)
     
  4. Static

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    Sam im sorry sarcasim is not transmitted on keyboards to well.


    I ment no harm lol, kinda an insider joke about Treasure Trove, about Anchint Wyrms running around.


    If i could stop all T-hunters i would :).


    Merry Christmas


    A Blind Man
     
  5. Sam the Scribe

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    I was deeply... DEEPLY hurt by your uconscionable remarks! BTW, "sarcasim" is spelled SARCASM. I believe that a sarcasim is a surgical procedure, or a neophyte priest in an obscure religious sect... not sure but I'll look it up on Wikipedia next chance I get.

    So... it's the Treasure Trove that is the dangerous place where many customers are eaten alive by Ancient Wyrms?! I didn't want say anything in a public forum but since you put the information forward... TREASURE TROVE... very dangerous... gotcha. Thanks for the warning lad!

    Maybe they should name it "Death Trove"... and make their slogan... "Bargains to die for, literally!" Just some marketing suggestions lad... no offense.

    I just hope that the folks at the Death Trove are up for some "Cut-Throat" competition! Sorry for the pirate pun... I couldn't resist! Yarrr!

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    Which reminds me... I need to rename the "Treasure Trove" rune in my Favorite Places book.

    Grace O'Malley
    Pirate (ret.)
     
  6. Sam the Scribe

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    Hello fellow Pirates!

    Just a note: We have filled one of the available vendor slots and I wish to welcome Rillis Ironforge to the Chaos Club!

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    Rillis makes Legendary and GM repair deeds and sells them at a very reasonable price.

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    As you can see, The Chaos Club supports it's vendors and Elavain is preparing a special rune drop to welcome our new vendor and promote business!

    Regards,

    Grace O'Malley
    Pirate (ret.)

    P.S. There is still one slot left. Since Rillis specializes in repair deeds, either scribe or craftsman vendors are welcome. Other than Sam's 38gp/100 recalls you'll have no competition in those skill sets in our venue. (Sam has about 100 spellbooks to fill and sell, but hasn't gotten around to it and I'm tired of waiting for him!)