Despite attempts to stop me by top government officials (apparently culminating in the downing of STRATICS ITSELF), I have obtained actual footage that proves the lie behind this so-called "infection" spreading across Sosaria. This is no mere contagion, this is a co-ordinated effort by swarms of arachnid infiltrators that have already taken over the government of Moonglow, Vesper, and likely others. No infection has been witnessed taking place, only pre-"infected" hosts found wandering around. The spiders have somehow evolved the ability to shapeshift. They tested their abilities on small creatures before working their way up the food chain and finally into our towns, and possibly beyond! These spiders choose a victim, take their form, and then take their place among society! Nobody seems the wiser despite their inexperience with our customs and skin pigmentation! Guards refuse to attack them even as they slaughter innocents in towns! The video will be deleted upon nothing less than the complete eradication of the octopedal swarms! YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH YOU MULTI-EYED MONSTERS! 0:20 - A polar bear that's immune to poison. 0:24 - A polar bear that is well versed in the art of applying poison.... 0:45 - Polar Bear? Or wolf Spider? 1:00 - Note the unnatural way the corpse falls compared to a regular polar bear. 1:07 - What sort of polar bear has spider silk? 1:20 - A bear with no leather? Shenanigans! 1:31 - Puppy? Or SPIDERY AGENT OF DEATH?! 1:50 - Another unexpected creature both immune to, and capable of inflicting, poison. 2:06 - Get it? A puppy? A WOLF spider? The facade is paper thin! 2:12 - The telltale spider silk! Note, it is not canine silk. 2:30 - Confident in their attempts to mimic simple creatures, the spider hordes emulate a man.... 2:35 - They lack the understanding of clothing, and believe "llamaherder" to be a valid profession! Not to mention failing to grasp the importance of skin pigmentation! 2:50 - They have sent their top spider agents... No simple Wolf spider, but a dread. 3:00 - The telltale silk of our arachnid assailants... 3:03 - The following is a dramatization of what could actually be happening. *Disclaimer: Actual level of conspiracy may vary with level of psychosis. Please ensure minimal contact with reality for maximum results.