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Da Hoff vs. Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Major_Jax, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. Major_Jax

    Major_Jax Guest

    Puffy recenlty posted how Chuck Norris wul destroy Da Hoff. I just raided DA Hoff's home video library and pulled this old classic match up.
    Da Hoff vs. Chuck Norris
     
  2. Major_Jax

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    Did you just not watch the video documentary?
     
  3. Rykus

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    I don't need no steenking video to be sure of Da Hoff's greatness. I don't see ol' Chuck doing time travel and saving the free world. Nuff said.
     
  4. Lord_Puffy

    Lord_Puffy Crazed Zealot
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    hahah whats up bro!
     
  5. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    I don't need no steenking video to be sure of Da Hoff's greatness. I don't see ol' Chuck doing time travel and saving the free world. Nuff said.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I bet Chuck never cared anything about Alabama, either, all his love is for Texas. [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  6. pikon198

    pikon198 Guest

    Ya but chuck norris's tears can cure cancer AND aids, its just a shame he never cries... i'de like to see Da Hoff do that!!
     
  7. GAH!!!
    All these losers....
    chuck, hoff, sly, arnold, mel-
    LETS GET REAL!!!!!
    The original and still the BADDEST ass around is Rutger Hauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Everyone else iz just a wanna be rutger......
    rutger is a svart

    you all should worship rutget hauer

    he IZ da MAN!!!!!!
     
  8. Scuzzlebutt

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    I had to Wiki him... had no clue who he was.
    So that makes him &lt; da Hoff.
     
  9. no, it merely means you have poor taste in movies.
    Rutger Hauer &gt; anyone
     
  10. majorwoo

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  11. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    GAH!!!
    All these losers....
    chuck, hoff, sly, arnold, mel-
    LETS GET REAL!!!!!
    The original and still the BADDEST ass around is Rutger Hauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Everyone else iz just a wanna be rutger......
    rutger is a svart
    you all should worship rutget hauer
    he IZ da MAN!!!!!!

    [/ QUOTE ]
    *drools*
    "Time to die"
    [​IMG]
    So tell me; Do androids dream of electronic sheep?
    [​IMG]
    Not to mention he has over 100 movies/TV shows to his credit... the Hoffs less than half that.
     
  12. It's googlefight on Crack [​IMG]
     
  13. sigh.....
    rutger is meeb hero
    His interpretation of roy batty was glorious.
    Flesh and blood
    blood of heros
    series "when things were rotten" (robin hood spoof on tv)
    Blade runner
    the hitcher (the REAL one- not the after market crap follow ups)
    blind fury
    and on and on and on
    No one can beat rutger- they won't even LOOK at him. Chuck and Hoff look at their shoes when in his presence!
    He is the original and still the best
    tho Vin DOES come close..........
     
  14. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Puffy recenlty posted how Chuck Norris wul destroy Da Hoff. I just raided DA Hoff's home video library and pulled this old classic match up.
    Da Hoff vs. Chuck Norris

    [/ QUOTE ]

    My life is now complete... thank you!
     
  15. Guest

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