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Dear Ferbert,

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Cogniac, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. Cogniac

    Cogniac Grand Inquisitor
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    Hello! How are you? I am fine if you are wondering. How are your ferrets? I bet they frequently get into lots of cute and/or problematic situations!

    As to why I am writing you: Here is why I am writing you: I am writing you because I can't help but notice your handle in the "Active Users" list in UHall. I was unaware that you even still worked on UO! I bet you enjoy the fact that UO's scripting language is called "Wombat" because wombats look a lot like ferrets if you scrunch up your eyes and maybe also if you're really dizzy and have some sort of disease that fills your vision with spots all of the time. Special glasses that replace all wombats in your field of vision with pictures of ferrets would probably also help.

    Well, I have to go now. I hope you have fun on UHall and also with your wombats and/or ferrets and/or toaster ovens! Say "hello" to the Pope for me if by some random chance you happen to go skydiving in Europe and the pilot of your plane dies mid-flight and nobody notices until the engines start sputtering from lack of fuel and love and you are forced to leap out at the last second and it just so happens that you are over Rome and you float down down lazily down and land on the Pope's special speech balcony just as he's giving a speech and waving to the crowd and you manage to give him a salutatory greeting before the Corps of the Pontifical Swiss Guard chop you in half with their sweet halberds!

    Indubitably yours,
    Cogniac
     
  2. BlissMarie

    BlissMarie Lore Keeper
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    hehe

    Yeah, it's best to stay away from those halberds!

    That was amusing, Cogniac. =)