I know you're probably wondering how and what i'm doing in your house. Maybe I had a spare key when I sold you the house a couple years ago. Well back then you seemed to have had a lot of respect for me so I allowed you to breathe because of this. Since then you never even go out of your way to speak, bow, or to make sure I don't need anything. You don't even bother to address me as "Lord Cheapsuit". Well I have picked the locks of your front door and I am inside! If I were you I wouldn't come home with anything less than a army. Of course you could just throw me some fancy gifts and a couple of aggy runic hammers and I'll forget about all this. Next mission is to figure out how to get into Patty's house and get that Val Hammer!