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Details of the newest UO expansion!

Discussion in 'UO Spiels N Rants' started by Bigmikeuk, Nov 11, 2008.

  1. Bigmikeuk

    Bigmikeuk Guest

    I put it to the Devs that the next expansion should be called "SNEAKY MIKE'S AGE OF PIRATE PWNAGE"

    This exciting new expansion will feature:

    1: There will be an event where Tramel is DESTROYED by pirates (if you think ninjas are better than pirates your a ***).

    2: There will be an event where Ilshanar is INVADED by pirates *insert rubbish plot line here*, this will lead to it being Feluca rules.

    3: (you may see a pattern here) Malas is erm... raided by pirates and mostly destroyed. It can keep Luna cos it’s good for vendors and also Doom... But *insert rubbish plot here* it's magically become Feluca rules too.

    4: Players can only have a limited amount of blessed/insured items

    5: New player customisation to allow hook hands, peg legs, eye patches and shoulder mounted parrots!

    6: Towns can have limited guard zones, but barely any NPC vendors. Move all the NPCs to Bucs Den where there are no guards.

    7: Introduction of new pirate ships!

    8: New NEVER SEEN BEFORE lands! Loads of sea and islands to conquer.

    9: I've run out of ideas!!!!! I can't just sit around here pulling them out my arse all day :)

    Well anyway, that's the new expansion out early 2009!

    PRE ORDER SNEAKY MIKE'S PIRATE PWNAGE AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER TO AVOID DISSAPOITMENT! (Free eye patch with every copy).


    :bs::drama::eek:snap::lame::ten::owned:

    P.S. EA, you now owe me 1 squillion dollas!
    Insert abuse below.
     
  2. Bigmikeuk

    Bigmikeuk Guest

    Can you stratics nobs please kindly stop moving my posts about, this is NOT a spiel or a rant. I posted it where I wanted it!

    Jesus Christ, your worse than Hitler! :D
     
  3. Dutchhans

    Dutchhans Guest

    What kind of internet noob are you?

    Don't you know by using Hitlers name you loose?
     
  4. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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  5. Intrepida

    Intrepida Guest

    Wow is this post posted by a clueless selfserving player or what hehehee.