1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Greetings Guest!!

    In order to combat SPAM on the forums, all users are required to have a minimum of 2 posts before they can submit links in any post or thread.

    Dismiss Notice
  3. The Broadsword team is seeking alternative castle designs! Learn more and discuss here!
    Dismiss Notice
  4. Broadsword is hosting a 20th Anniversary Party for UO this September! Learn more here. Will you be there, Guest?
    Dismiss Notice
  5. Greetings Guest, Having Login Issues? Check this thread!
    Dismiss Notice


Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by K'torr, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. K'torr

    K'torr Guest

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not
    to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
    Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians
    said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
    Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons cried "Cut it
    out! Right away!"

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt
    the scheme wouldn't hold water.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
    Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in
    Washington, which is the reason for our troubles today.
  2. Alizaren

    Alizaren Guest