A christmas poem from the early days of UO. I think it was called either "The Night Before Christmas in UO" or "PK Claus". I used to have and lost it. The friend that gave it to me lost it too. It cracked me up and I'd love to get my hands on it again and......it IS Christmas! I'd be eternally grateful to the person who could help me out here. :bowdown: Then again is there anyone left anymore that remembers the old days of UO?