I mean, honestly, how is it NOT Elder EM Bennu right now? Not only can he craft great storylines, but his ITEMS are BROUGHT to life with his words. Here is a friendly comparison: Napa: Unlucky Stetson (10) Itchy Wool Vest (10) Shrunken Leather Chaps (10) Boots Withe Holes In The Souls (10) The Harpist's Music (10) Feathered Hat (10) Atlantic (Bennu): Cursed Webbing Of The Fabric Of Space Time Torn From The Ethereal Void's Infinite Gyre (20) A Mustachioed Mask Worn By The Patriots Of Britannia To Hide Their Visage From Tyranny (15) A Paradoxical Statue Giving A Reverent From To The Formless Lady Called Oblivion And Void (20) Cornerstone Of The First Knights Of The Crux Ansata Temple, It Is Covered In Archaic Symbols (20) Skull Of The Grand And Ancient Dragon Cranus Of The Tehom, Timekeeper Of Sosaria (20) It is so easy to see the difference in the effort put into it. An EM who has managed to stay sane with the largest shard, who is consistently putting out events, who puts out amazing items with GREAT flavor and life, and an EM who can write a damn story and knows the mechanics of the game. Give the man a raise, get him training the newbie EM's.