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FHP service announcement concerning wandering healers

Discussion in 'UO Great Lakes' started by Kahlan_FHP, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Kahlan_FHP

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    ***Public Service Announcement***

    It is with heavy-heartedness that I must put out this announcement. The Felucca Highway Patrol has mulled over the options we can take with the current dilemma of WhP. Our role has always been the safety of the citizens of Sosaria. We took an oath years ago to do what we could to protect innocents. After many weeks of discussion we have decided on one and only one course of action. When you boil it all down we protect the innocent. However, these red healers are not at all "innocent." In fact, they have taken an oath to ressurect murderers. Yes, MURDERERS. Many will say "FHP has murderers." Yes, we have REDS. We have had to apprehend even those who are blue because of their crimes which has caused us to take on this red color. Therefore, to protect the players of sosaria, FHP will be destroying the red healers around the gates. We've decided we must put the player first. If you are red and you cant find a healer, let an FHP know, we will rez you for no charge if you are NOT a member of P or Haxz. As for WhP, we can hunt them down...but they are masters of nothing but hiding and stealth. Therefore we will let the criminals continue on their little hiding while we destroy the evil ones who give murderers a second chance. It's really picking the lesser of two evils.
     
  2. Lynk

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    You cannot kill what is immortal. My money says this plan will fail as miserably as your last.
     
  3. Kahlan_FHP

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    Which plan failed miserably? Sorry, we dont feel like spending weeks and weeks making characters with detect hidden. Your self-centered play really does nothing to benefit the shard. So FHP doesnt even recognize you but a morsel of dirt in fel.
     
  4. Onyxia

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    Save lives by taking lives, despicable. Those healers are there to help you. After their years of service you cannot bring yourselves to pay one million gold? It is pocket change to you - but to them it is a new robe, sandals, and food for their family.

    If you need the services of this skirted brigand, merely stand upon the moongate and shout as a ghost in capital letters "NURSE RAHL, I NEED TO BE RESSURECTED".

    Keeping you honest,

    Onyxia
     
  5. Still Frame

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    I would love to watch you go back and forth from the bank to donate 1mil to the healers :p carrying 17k at a time like i believe you were doing thats 59 runs back and forth. Buy 1 permit and you get a full day of free resing for the shard lol atleast from onxyia
     
  6. Kahlan_FHP

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    So bitter you are brigand. You lack the ability to seperate RL from a game. I cant find you at fault for that as your three brain cells are working in overdrive just to put together a full post...no matter how misguided it is. I hear the Britannian pet shop has some hampsters that may be able to give you a tad bit more brain power, but aside from that you're out of luck. FHP will destroy the red healers off and on in the coming days.
     
  7. Onyxia

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    Knowledge is power - I would love to learn how to be smarter.

    Can you please enlighten me as to what a Hampster is? I googled it with no exact matches. I need to find some immediately!
     
  8. Kahlan_FHP

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    As you see loyal citizens of Britannia...THIS is what claims to be protecting the red healers. THIS thing even states clearly he lacks intelligence but he claims he is doing what is right? Please loyal citizens, take heed to this atrocity claiming to be doing what is good but admits to being less than subpar on intelligence. FHP will strike with brutality against these criminals and the healers themselves.
     
  9. Onyxia

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    But I can construct a sentance that makes sense. Dictionary.com will be your best friend my crooked cop. Not necessarily for spelling (I make mistakes too) but it will help you pick the right words to use.

    I have a dream,

    Onyxia
     
  10. Kahlan_FHP

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    And what words did I misuse? You dont know what a hampster is? I know you cant spell..."sentance" for example...
     
  11. Onyxia

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    15 trips, Healers get 25% of permit gains.
     
  12. Still Frame

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    Haha my bad, keep up the good work! Although you seem to have majority of GL on blues now so the few reds that remain end up way out numbered. I have to get my swampy rezd every hour or so when i play epsilon :( but he hasnt been used much out of yew yet.
     
  13. Kahlan_FHP

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    It will be amusing when these simple Rez killers must stand in shock and cant do anything while we destroy the healers right in front of their hiding eyes. FHP has a passion for bringing justice to the lands!
     
  14. Onyxia

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    No one knows what a Hampster is. There is no such thing as a Hampster. I believe the word you were looking for is Hamster - but I'm no mind reader.

    I already acknowledged that my spelling is poor, mainly due to laziness.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hampster
     
  15. Kahlan_FHP

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    I was referring to the...um.....russian spelling...yeah :D dangit.
     
  16. C-Punt

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    I hear Motel 6 leaves the light on? you guys should just Brokeback it out.
     
  17. Kahlan_FHP

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    wtf is brokeback? :coco:
     
  18. Malador

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    Wait Lynk. You dont know what a hamster is but you can use the internet to go to dictionary.com?
     
  19. Onyxia

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    Motel 6 off of the interstate.

    Go to the clerk and ask him what room to find me in - the reservation will be under "Neil Patrick Harris".

    Oh, and bring the nurse get-up.
     
  20. Kahlan_FHP

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    Nurse getup is the same as a surgeons aside from the color. (for males anyways)

    back to the topic at hand...I understand your feeling of hopelesness now that FHP will be destroying the red healers. Onyxia might as well give up as his merrymen will be at an end.
     
  21. Damm Looter

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    I believe it is 2 brain cells ....one is Lynk the other is Onyxia.

    Now we not only have people with obsessions but multiple personalities too.

    When I was a kid my mom always told me that playing video games would lower my intelligence and after playing UO since beta and reading these boards I now understand why she said that.

    Why discriminate?? Kill the blue healers too!!!!
     
  22. Craklord

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    If i see anyone at any healers your all going to die............ That simple.. :p
     
  23. Gotcha

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  24. Malador

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    Think again genius. Charley is/was grey from attacking Aldo.


    Lynk I used to respect you but making a habit of posting pics of ress killing is pathetic.
     
  25. Lynk

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    I'm not Gotcha.

    And FYI - many find it entertaining (myself included). It's much more entertaining than the bull**** posts between yourself and Sieg.

    Also, your respect means as much to me as christmas does to a jewish person.