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[Fiction] Escape!

Discussion in 'UO Europa' started by Mapper, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. Mapper

    Mapper Crazed Zealot
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    Escape!

    The Orcish Gardener looked around the cell and wondered how it had happened.

    The Elders would not be pleased and there would be hell to pay.

    This new religious order of orcs were traitors, tearing the alliance to pieces, and the death of Big Bob hadn't helped... he scratched his head and stood, open mouthed whilst his belly rumbled.

    Taken from the EM Website.
     
  2. Odin of Europa

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    If you say 'traitor' and give it some cheese, the orc gardener gives this response

    'The traitor is hiding from us in one of the dungeons like a coward!'

    I found an orc alchemist in Covetous, not sure if its old or not, but it has these responses.

    Traitor - 'Nice shiny! We made a sparkly to our orc ome. The old orc ome at the Fort near Cove.'

    Fort - 'There have been very few Grand Wozzahs. Mericles was the last one and the Greatest!'

    Cove - 'Us new orcs and Mericles use books and plans and blueprints from the great machine maker!'

    Wozzahs - 'Mericles grew us from the seed pods and gave us life! He is the creator and must be worshipped!'

    Mericles - 'We search for Mericles he is our Creator! And our god! We must find his body!'

    creator - 'We of the New Order were grown in the seed pods and we have taken control of the grunts.'

    machine maker - 'I think he goes by the name Exodus'

    'We join Ubulud in the search for the Creator he was killed by them humies!'

    'Ahh nice fishy! Mericles say he found Exodus books long ago and hid them away in secret place.'

    'The seed pods were kept safe and alive in the incubator machine which helped us to grow.'
     
  3. cheerful

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    nice work, although hands up who didn't think Mericles was the grand wozzah!
     
  4. Flame (DrR)

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    nice work

    hmm has anyone tried giving him a (holy) gord yet?
     
  5. Aurelius

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    I had doubts, actually ;) And since all we have is the word of a treacherous orc gardener....
     
  6. Aurelius

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    Not tried that - although 'shinies', as in higher value gems, get him to say things as well, although only the phrases Odin got from him as far as I can tell.