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[Fiction] Where Dem Shuus?

Discussion in 'UO Europa' started by Mapper, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. Mapper

    Mapper Crazed Zealot
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    Where dem shuus?

    The Gardener and The Alchemist scratched their green hairless heads and looked down at their bare fee and gnarled toes and broken toe-nails. They had been promised shoes and how happy they had been with those shoes. But now the shoes were gone!

    Humies had stolen da shuus!

    Humies had taken da flippaz!

    They exchanged knowing looks, grunted and set off on their way. Each was determined to find his new shoes before the other. But each one had no idea where to start.

    One was dumb, and one was dumber.

    After some time searching they both gave up. Neither had really moved that far. But then again orcs arent really know for their ingenuity and persistence are they?

    Fiction from EM Website.
     
  2. R Traveler

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    There was guard locked box near flippers machine. I'v got "An Orcish Clobbering Hammer" after defeating guards :mf_prop:
     
  3. Mapper

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    In a cave Traveler gated me too:

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    I have locked a rune down on the O*T Arena, West side of Zento on the road for those who want a short cut.
     
  4. Bobar

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    Ty for the rune - appreciated.
     
  5. Flame (DrR)

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    ty for te rune and all the help :grouphug:
     
  6. Trevelyan

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    Unless someone confirms otherwise, you can no longer get any.
     
  7. Sir_Bolo

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    Help! I got stuck with the Gardener. The Alchemist says that the Gardener is
    hungry
    , but the Gardener doesn't like
    cheese
    apparently. What should I give him?

    P.S. I confirm that the flipper vending machine is inactive now - I'm just doing this for fun.
     
  8. Odin of Europa

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    fish steaks