Where dem shuus? The Gardener and The Alchemist scratched their green hairless heads and looked down at their bare fee and gnarled toes and broken toe-nails. They had been promised shoes and how happy they had been with those shoes. But now the shoes were gone! Humies had stolen da shuus! Humies had taken da flippaz! They exchanged knowing looks, grunted and set off on their way. Each was determined to find his new shoes before the other. But each one had no idea where to start. One was dumb, and one was dumber. After some time searching they both gave up. Neither had really moved that far. But then again orcs arent really know for their ingenuity and persistence are they? Fiction from EM Website.