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(RP) Goblin Alliance Attacks New Magincia, Skara Brae next

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Reeky Bugbutt, Jan 16, 2015.

  1. Reeky Bugbutt

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  2. WildStar

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    Be warned that there will be a reaction to any attacks against New Magincia - one that you will find unpleasant.

    WildStar
    Governor of New Magincia
     
  3. The Slug

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    As Goblin Ambassador I will make sure this gets passed along. However in the future I recommend using smaller words, written in crayon with illustrations done in finger paint.

    I'm not entirely sure the goblins would understand the concept of "unpleasant" even if it came up and bit them in their crusty buttflaps
     
  4. WildStar

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    Then I guess you will have to apply some effort in doing your job Ambassador. I have no plans to use smaller words or to draw picture in crayon.
     
  5. The Slug

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    *Shrugs* Suit yourself, but once the Great Goblin Domination is complete that is how all official correspondence will be handled.

    On a concilliatory note I will mention that you might wish to prepare your city against phase 2 of the New Magincia invasion, currently in the planning stages. As I understand it, it has something to do with large bowls of bean soup and lit torches
     
  6. Molokha

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    So they have New Magincia in their sights, ey?

    *ransacks his family's coffers and sends a fortune in gold, opals and indelible oil paints to the goblin rebels, along with a note written in crayon*
     
  7. Molokha

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    In these troubled times, we must avenge the wrongs done to us by any means possible.
     
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  8. Reeky Bugbutt

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    *names Momo honorary Goblin Lord*
     
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    Does Aloueee know you're doing this to the people *points to self* who took you in and cared for you when you needed it most?
     
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    As those same people were responsible for my unfortunate state and the disintegration of my family - indeed, my entire social caste - I feel justified in my treacherous act. If I can claim some responsibility for Valek Typhoon's fleet being doused in technicolour goblin excrement, then, Lady Amber, I will feel that my life has had some meaning.

    If you are worried about your property, Lindae has kindly offered to foot the bill for any damages caused to your specific place of residence. *nods politely*
     
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    Excuse me? I don't recall-
     
  12. Molokha

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    -I mean, ah, yes, of course, you are like a daughter to me, my gold is your gold. *stalks off, muttering under his breath*
     
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    POWER TO DA GOBLINS
     
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    Really, though, please burn New Magincia to the ground and piddle on the ashes, if you'd be so kind.
     
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    Upsetting WildStar.... not a good idea.
    *sharpens the warfork*

    Signs,
    Dodger
     
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    If one single flower or plant is in any way damaged.... I will take Ric Flair's hat and hit you with it.
     
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  18. Mrsbug

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    me tinks dat dese inbasions r's on holdz till wees bee motibated teal dat timz just hols up yoos horsiez ....mees In nos mooze ta gitz in da game. *looks at reeky* blamez himz
    buttz allz beez goos.
     
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    aarp MEES TINKS BURNIN LUNA WOOD BEEES BETTERZ
     
  20. Mrsbug

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    mees tinks starting a fire under amber witchs buns woos bees better
     
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    TOASTY BUNS?
     
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