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GOBLIN EMPORIUM

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by whiterabbit, Apr 28, 2014.

  1. whiterabbit

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    DA NEW GOBLIN EMPORIUM. WILL BEEES OPENING THIS WEEK . BEEES LOCATED ON PIT MUCK(AKA HORSESHOE ISLAND)
    GOOOS STUFFS BLUE APPLES, ORANGE PETALS, HOLOWEEN MASKS, t maps , UDDER STUFFS AT GRATS PRICES. MEBE EBEN TURNIPS
     
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    Since the poor of the realm have deserted Pitmuck for the mainland cities, there is no longer a need for a mission house on the island. Consequently, Lucy Little is now semi-retired, and Icky Rotblossom is the new proprietor of the Pitmuck Goblin Emporium. Do come and visit the goblins' vendors when you have time! :)
     
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    I saw Icky jumping up and down at the Pitmuck Goblin Emporium this morning. She was shouting, "Yay! Wees gots six venders nowz!"
     
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    meees dropped runes in Luna dis morning
     
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    I'm not sure who took over Nubby's house, but whoever did, if you still have the other half of the teleporter tile I had there, I'd love to re-establish the link from my (currently being built) library to Pitmuck. :)
     
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    meees wil tell nubby
     
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    So does this goblin emporium sell goblins? Is it like a roman-style slave market but with goblins?
     
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    Goodness gracious! Goblins don't sell goblins, Ashlynn. Although I understand they may occasionally sell mushrooms. :)
     
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    NOOOOES
     
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    Icky was so happy to see everyone at the meeting last night! We hope everyone will enjoy using the Pitmuck Goblin Emporium.

    P.S. Keep your vendors stocked, goblins! :banana:
     
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    Is it true that a lot of the goods at the emporium are smuggled or stolen via Vesper?
     
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    You know, Lady Ashlynn had a wonderful idea, I want to buy a goblin, I prefer a girly goblin please!
     
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    weees nooes sells goblins!!!!
    ashlynn no lady
     
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    Icky and the goblin vendors do not offer smuggled or stolen goods -- at least not knowingly. And under no circumstances will anyone ever find a goblin for sale at the Pitmuck Goblin Emporium! :scholar:
     
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    But ya will find pingerfaintings, like the set I bought last week. :)
     
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    Icky asked me to post the following notice intended for goblin guild members. Please excuse her if she has spelled some words incorrectly. She is still learning...

    "Attenshun Goblins! Iffin yoos wantz a vender atz da Pitmuck Goblim Emporium en don't hab won yetz, pleeze letz mees noe, en mees willz bees happi too meat yoos en git yoos allz setups fer bisinesz. Girkle!" ~ Icky Rotblossom ~
     
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    Icky tells me that the Emporium has a couple of new vendors. :)
     
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    Yay!

    Scabby
     
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    And she just noticed that one of the original vendors has apparently skipped town! :sad2:
     
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    Looks that way. I think a little goblin forgot to pay the hired help!
     
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    I gave Soozie money for her vendor Pepper Pots; however, I have recently received notice from Pepper that she has gone back to Umbra due to no paycheck from Soozie. Turns out Soozie has been putting the money in the wrong bank account and the rest is history. I will be enrolling Soozie in another class in payroll in order to improve future relations with her employees and her finger painting business will return in the near future.
     
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    Let Icky know when and she'll get you set up again. :)