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Goblin Inbasion has started.

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Mrsbug, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Mrsbug

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    Mobe out ob r cidies or else wees mobes yoos out HUMIES!!!!! Goblin Invasion.PNG
     
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  2. The Slug

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    Promoting mayhem and civil unrest? You know I'm in

    LONG LIVE THE GOBLIN EMPIRE!
     
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  3. Reeky Bugbutt

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    *Note scribbled in crayon to all non-goblins of Sosaria*

    Yoos had yoos chance. Now usins takin ober. Wees only startin wit Moonglow. Da goblins nows bees in charge

    Da King's council room nows be da Hall ob Goblins (HoG)

    Signed, General Reeky "da brain" Bugbutt
    also Brigadier General Nightmare Weaver, leader of Human/Elven Alliance for Goblin Rule
     
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  4. WildStar

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    The book below was delivered to the mailbox at the Kingdom of Dawn Malas Outpost.

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    Kat MacBroeden found this book at the Zoo yesterday.

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  5. whiterabbit

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    OZOG SAYS YAY
    HIMS COMES TO VISIT BAJA GOBLIN TONITE
    HIMZ GUNNNA SOPPORTS DEM ALL HIMZ KIN
    HIMZ WILL BEES ON BAJA A LOT MORE NOW YAY

    LONG LIBE DA REBELLION
     
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  6. The Slug

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    For the Record, Ozog has been appointed Mayor of Moonglow by his fellow goblins. They refuse to listen or answer to any stinky hummie (their words, not mine altho I did paraphrase some for ease of reading)
     
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    *donates gold and Alouenikah's special home-made brownies to the goblin cause*

    Down with the monarchy! Power to the people!
     
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  8. Amber Witch

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    Sluggy, Why Moonglow! Not Moonglow please! Can the goblins be bribed to go to another city? I'm not a goblin hater or anything like that. Like all things, they have their good points and their bad points but... Moonglow is sacred ground for Mages.

    *whispers* You're um.. good at that sort of thing. Think you could get them to change to someplace like.. oh.. Luna?
     
  9. whiterabbit

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    WEEES NO TAKES BRIBES
    WEES BEEES FREE GOBLINS
    OF COURSE SOCKS ARE ALWAYS NICE
     
  10. Amber Witch

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    *frantically knits socks and lays a path of socks interspersed with ice cream bars to Luna*
     
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  11. Molokha

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    *smiles alarmingly*
     
  12. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Attenshun King and Gubnor of Moonglow, wees habs secured Da City of MoonGoblin and nows awaits yoos official scribbled note ob surrender. All decisions nows be made by Mayor Ozog and da goblins.

    Dats All
     
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  13. Amber Witch

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    Where is the Governor? Why hasn't Moonglow been protected from such devastation?
     
  14. The Slug

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    As the newly self-apppointed Ambassador and Legal Attache of the *drum roll* Goblin Empire, I have been tasked with presenting the demands of Goblin Leadership in terms you stupid hummies cans figger out (their words not mine)

    *heavily edited for coherence*

    We have taken over MoonGoblin (formerly Moonglow). Next target will be to re-take Skara Brae. Once Skara is (easily) secured, if there is still no capitulation by the King, we will formally occupy his castle (which we already call the HoG)

    There will be no negotiation short of full surrender (on the human side)

    All monetary actions including trade and taxation will go thru Slug. (Don't tell the goblins I added this part)

    Resistance is futile !
     
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  15. WildStar

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    *shakes head*

    Totally out of control and it just started....Good job!
     
  16. whiterabbit

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    DATS DA WAY USINS GOBLINS ROLL
     
  17. Molokha

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  19. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Wees Habs Control ob da castle now
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  21. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Fullscale Inbasion ob Moonglow habs begun

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    Tonite only bees 1st wabe.. do yoos surrender yet?
     
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  23. War Wizard

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    *waits intently for any sightings of goblins within Dawn territory and exclaves, taking a quick trip to the Dawn Ocllo embassy.*

    Mage Royal Kingdom of Dawn
     
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  24. War Wizard

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    We took care of this ragged ear infestation years ago... now they are back!

    *adjusts his hat and prepares*
    Ric Flair, Town Guard