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goblin nation

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by whiterabbit, Oct 1, 2015.

  1. whiterabbit

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    DUE TO THE BANNING FROM BRIT, BY BLACKTHONY GUY. THE GOBLINS VOTED LAST NITE , TO BECOME A INDEPEDATS NASHUN.BLACKTHORNEY GUY BEEES BANNED FROM PITMUCK. WEES WILL MAKES OUR OWNS LAWS
    WEEES DECLARE USINS INDEPENDANCE. A COPY OF DA INDEPENACE DECLARSHUN WILL BE FORTH COMING.
     
  2. old gypsy

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    Icky just gave me a copy of the book distributed by the Goblins last night. It reads as follows:

    Declarashun ub Freedum

    by Da Free Goblins

    Wee da free Goblins ub dis fare land hearbye declaires dat wees bees frees foreber mores. Wees declaires dat dat iland ub Pitmuck bees da hart en capatal ub da free en indapendunt Goblin Kingdum. Inz addashun, sense da Blackthorny guy hab banded usins frum himz citie ub Britan wee hearbye gib notace dat wee Goblins dont konsidar himz too bees arr King eber agin. Wees gib himz fare notace dat himz [da Blackthorny guy] bees banded en tern frum da bootifuls iland ub Pitmuck, ware usins willz mak arr owns rulez en lawz frum dis daye forwerds.

    Note: The document was signed by Icky Rotblossom (actually signed), and the other Goblins each added an "X" since they do not know how to write as well as Icky. However, it is still "legal" as far as anyone knows... even though the signatures were done with tomato sauce. o_O
     
  3. Ashlynn_L

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    I look forward to watching the King's ships obliterate Pitmuck Island with cannon... =P
     
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    *growls at Human Ashlynn*

    Niva say Niva no more go city Britain!

    Niva say HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! King Ozog!

    Niva the Savage
     
  5. whiterabbit

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    GIRKLE
     
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    mees wishes i culd have been theres
     
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  7. whiterabbit

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    usins tooos
     
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    By the way does this Goblin nation have a proper name? Offalonia? Republic of the Foul Smelling Crown? etc etc. I need to know for my report!
     
  9. old gypsy

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    Icky says not to worry... "Wees werkin onz itz."
     
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    There will be more to come. Much more. Fun times ahead... :D
     
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    I have decided to report on all the facts so far following this declaration of independence and I am incredibly curious how the King will respond!
     
  12. TehanChesapeake

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    Of course, wars make great news.. I hope, with your great professionalism, that you resist the temptation of influencing the course of events, by slightly tainting those facts to enhance your audiences.
     
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    Of course! I shall remain completely impartial!
     
  14. old gypsy

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    Impartial... uh-huh... :rolleyes:
     
  15. whiterabbit

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    With the defences complete PITMUCK is now secure. Weees could use a few more barrels ob pee and buckets to tro at any invaders and rotten turnips toos.
     
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    Icky sent a message to Ozog... "Mess fermentin da bred doughs en cabbagez".
     
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    Icecreamonia :D
     
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    So will you filthy little things be staying on your island now, away from any proper people?
     
  19. whiterabbit

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    yoos welcome der, wees needs target practice
     
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    When you say "defences complete", do those include pirate vessels ?
     
  21. whiterabbit

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    nos yet
    wees also talkin wif gypse king
     
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    OZOG AN ICKY PACED AROUND THE ENTRACE TO PIKE',DA GYPSE KINGS,SEV, CITY. "HIMS BEES 30 MINS LATE!!*
    DIS NO WAY TO START KNEEGOISHUNS FER A PROTECTION TREATY. MEEES GIBES 10 MORE MINS ,DIN WEES GOS SEE HOLLY BLOODHAND. OZOG AN ICKY CONTINUE TO PACE.
     
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    As royal mage of the Kingdom of Dawn, I will pledge support to the citizens of Pitmuck. I will send a battalion of battle-mages to assist the citizens of pitmuck. Such tyranny will not be tolerated, not even from the far away shores of Chesapeake.

    Mage-Royal,
    Sid Vicious
     
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  25. whiterabbit

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    GIRKLE SID
    WEES KIN ALLA DA HELPS WEES KI9N GET
     
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    Icky wants to know...
    "Wen kin wees doo sumthin reel funz ta letz dat Blackthorny Guy noe wees meens bizzness dis timez ?" :banana:
     
  27. Ashlynn_L

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    Well that is confirmation that Pitmuck is recruiting volunteers and mercenaries right here what with a cadre of mages joining their "revolutionary" cause! I wonder what the King will make of that!
     
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