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Good Day Catskills 2009-10-13

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Podolak, Oct 13, 2009.

  1. Podolak

    Podolak Crazed Zealot
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    *walks up to the newly rebuilt tavern admiring the working doors*

    *ponders the following:

    How come In Vas Por never crumbles buildings?
    How come explode potions don't even leave marks on the ground or kick up rocks and stones?
    How come a little thing that looks like a telescope can erect a house in a matter of moments?

    So many questions...so many questions...

    Good Day All!
     
  2. Black Sun

    Black Sun Grand Poobah
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    I have a feeling those doors are not long for this world.
     
  3. CatLord

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    * goes in quietly, nodding to the innkeeper... *

    Vesperian Coffee please... and a slice of that blackberry pie... Thank you.

    * walks to his seat in the back of the room... drops his late breakfast in the table and picks his old logbook from his new backpack... *

    * proceeds to read quietly...*
     
  4. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    *creeps up to the new tavern and fills the keyhole with gum*
     
  5. Norrar

    Norrar Lore Master
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    *tries to open the door for a few moments before getting frustrated*

    Not even Halloween yet and the tricks have already begun...Ah well. I had better join in..

    *Va'lis swings through a window, clutching a large bag in his other hand. Looking around, he sets the bag down and calmly says as he brushes glass and debris from his jacket*

    "Gentlemen..."
     
  6. CatLord

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    * watches the debris and the newcomer *

    * points to the southern window *

    " This one was open... "


    * takes another bite on the exquisite pie... *
     
  7. Podolak

    Podolak Crazed Zealot
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    *tries to unlock the tavern door but his key gets stuck and refuses to turn*

    Hmm...I really need to install a fingerprint reader.

    "Ex Por" - "Your magic is not strong enough to break the lock"

    Drat...

    "Ort Port Ylem" - *the gooey mess slides from the lock and down the door*

    Well...icky but effective.

    *re-inserts the lock and enters the tavern*

    Wow! People, good to see people here already.

    *looks at all the gentleman standing and sitting about*

    Time to get the coffee brewing I suppose, it is almost lunch time but I'll still make breakfast if needed.

    *brings a cup of Vesperian coffee over to the meer*

    Lets get started with this.
     
  8. Norrar

    Norrar Lore Master
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    * casually slips over to a corner, unloading the bag of blackrock onto a table. Organizing it into a neat pyramid. Once it is all stacked, he begins to examine each piece with a critical eye. Setting the first piece into a new pile, he smiles*

    One down, 2,492 to go.
     
  9. Hunters' Moon

    Hunters' Moon Grand Inquisitor
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    and another thing....

    We have tomato soup,but I have yet seen a tomato plant in Sosaria.The same goes for corn and corn stalks.

    We has a sewer in Brit...but no toilets....

    We have dragons and drakes...but never seen a dragons egg in Destard.
     
  10. Black Sun

    Black Sun Grand Poobah
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    I have just been pooping directly into the sewer all these years. I assumed everyone else did the same.
     
  11. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    There is a toilet on Catskills, it's the NmE house in Yew. At least that's where I see all the crap floating around!

    (I kid, I kid)
     
  12. Podolak

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    Wow, afternoon already...

    *looks around the tavern and listens to the banter*

    Anyone hungry? I think Va'lis is looking for some blackrock pie.
     
  13. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    I don't need any food, I'm still snacking on Zuckuss's right arm from when we tricked him into blowing himself up with blackrock at the yew gate.

    It's like thanksgiving, a month later and still plenty left!
     
  14. CatLord

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    You should make an undead guild... made entirely of liches that work together using an undead telephatic link...

    No irony or sarcasm in the above, it is alot of fun!

    Plus the pvpers hate to die to rpers... you would get an extra laugh... like when you finished your enemy 8 tiles from the moongate... flame strike *4... great telephatic lynk...

    ... and if you talk to the right people, knowing your honor, I dont believe you would have any problem there... you could even get some wars going...

    Then you would have...

    Faction PVP and
    Highlighted Wars.


    Just a thought...
     
  15. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    Na, all the fun RP died (for me at least) when AoS made everything about items. Now it's just about the fights.

    I used to love playing with the Urk (Orc RP guild) on great lakes, no one ever left character back then.
     
  16. CatLord

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    ... and the masses joining the RPing guilds to get the special weapons... then looting them and departing.

    Yup, we had that on Catskills too...

    Thank the Devs we have insurance now...