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Good Day Catskills - 2010-02-09

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Podolak, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. Podolak

    Podolak Crazed Zealot
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    *slips in to the tavern with a large cake, setting it down on a table near the counter*

    Well....cake was requested and so it is provided.

    *the cake is leaning slightly and dripping frosting. The not so frosted areas of the bottom reveal a nicely charred surface. A few egg shells can be seen protruding from various places on the cake as well*

    I tried to follow the recipe but sometimes you have to improvise right? Well, dig in.

    *moves back to the counter and starts the hot water and coffee*

    Good day everyone.
     
  2. CatLord

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    * walks in quietly... *

    Good morning...
     
  3. Podolak

    Podolak Crazed Zealot
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    *nods to the meer*

    Good morning. It seems the gods didn't care much for my inquiry about how a ethreal horse goes "wild".

    Oh well...

    How are you today?
     
  4. CatLord

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    It was a relaxing night... unplanned...

    You should leave a note at the pub bulletin board explaining the wild horse event.
     
  5. Podolak

    Podolak Crazed Zealot
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    Very unplanned but very nice too. I finally got one of my houses a bit more decorated too. I got a new hearth installed of all things. Imagine going this far through winter without one...

    Which public bulletin board are you referring?
     
  6. Black Sun

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    *enters and stops in his tracks, staring at the frosted monstrosity sitting on the counter*
    Somebody kill that thing before it reproduces.
     
  7. CatLord

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    Guess we need one placed somewhere...

    Alot of people come and go...
     
  8. CatLord

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    * throws a dart covered in some glowing goo, hitting the monster in the chest (?) *

    What was it?
     
  9. Podolak

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    *chuckles*

    What are you saying Black Sun? I cook as well as I PVP!
     
  10. CatLord

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    Oh!... * looks at the thingy*

    oh oh...

    * removes the poisoned dart... *

    I think I killed it...
     
  11. Black Sun

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    An illustrated ranking of Podolak's skills.
    by Black Sun

    :sword:> :pancakes:
     
  12. Claudia1

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    *walks in slowly and stops and looks up at Podolak* You didn't *pokes the cake* ugh! you did! I cant be sick everyopone will STARVE! *sits on the couch with her blanket a mask on so no one gets swine flu!
     
  13. CatLord

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    * whistles innocently while picking his cup of coffee and walking to his usual table... *
     
  14. Corvak

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    Have you tasted his cooking? His cooking IS PvP! *ducks*
     
  15. Black Sun

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    I was thinking bio-terrorism, but PvP is a nicer way to put it I suppose.
     
  16. kelmo

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    *chuckles*
     
  17. Podolak

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    I fixed your post Black Sun, it is far more accurate now.

    I think you and Corvak are on to something. Two negatives make a positive right?

    -1 x -1 = 1

    So....lack of pvp skill X lack of cooking skill = bio terrorism. I could totally own this shard now. Thank you two for the amazing idea. I might actually make something of myself yet!
     
  18. Podolak

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    *sets a platter of fish chips down in front of the meer*

    It is getting that time I think...

    *notices Claudia enter the tavern*

    Now what are you doing here? Are you trying to get us all sick. Talk about bio-terrorism. Away with you to the back room, I have a little fire all set up for you to stay warm with. No arguing, off you go. You are off duty I have a doctors note saying so. Besides, there is enough cake hear to kill an army.
     
  19. CatLord

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    * sniffs the fish... *

    * sips his coffee... *
     
  20. edenmason

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    *slips into the back of the room*

    The smells of the room brings back memories of days gone by. Of battles won and lost. Of friends and foes.

    *watches the people interact, come and go, lost in the memories long suppressed*
     
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    *Sneaks in and steals the "cake" for use as a crude bludgeoning weapon*
     
  22. Podolak

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    *eyes widen brightly as he notices a dear old friend enter the tavern*

    Hmm...

    *a smile can't help but creep on to his face*

    Pardon me folks.

    *makes his way to the back where the battle worn but very respectable looking warrior has seated herself*

    M'lady *his smile widens ever so slightly* what might I get for you today?
     
  23. Podolak

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    Careful, I might have used a bit of blackrock in the recipe.

    Oh wait...it is Va'lis never mind.
     
  24. edenmason

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    * smiling at her old friend *

    "What would you suggest?"
     
  25. Podolak

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    Vesperian tea is a good starter M'lady.
     
  26. edenmason

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    "Sounds nice and warming. Nice to hear M'lady again opposed to Hunter. "

    *longs for days of old*

    "Too many nights out in the cold. Could you suggest something to eat as well?"
     
  27. Flutter

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    :sword: = :pancakes:
    ...maybe.