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Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Black Sun, Jun 29, 2010.
Its a slow day and I'm bored. How about some lunch?
I'll do the cooking.
That is inappropriate for someone with Gordon Ramsay in their signature.
Just order from some place good and lie to yourself about actually making the lunch.
Lentil soup? *looks hopeful*
What? No, That's fine dining right there my friend.
Haven't you ever heard of Corn Flake Flambé?
*spoons a bowl of soup for Emma*
I think those are lentils in there. Its a 50% chance that they might be green beans though. We have such a limited pantry here.
Ahoy - tis a bright and breezy summer day... how about a nice fruit salad? (helps guard against the scurvy dontcha know!) Perhaps a piece of lightly grilled fish?
*examines soup... takes a sip*
hmmm.... I'm not sure... perhaps lentils on steroids?
The jar was labeled beans. I figured close enough.
They are moving, though... *face turns green*
Excuse me! *dashes out door*
Hells Kitchen tonight?
I wanna drop 10 pounds before I attend a wedding this weekend, so I'm allowing myself 1 banana, 2 apples, and 1 orange per day. All the coffee I can drink, though!
The DVR is set to record it every week.
I know a fool proof method to lose about 40 pounds instantly. All you need is a hacksaw, some paper towels and a bit of rope.
As an added benefit, you'll not only lose nearly 40 pounds, but you'll save a ton of money on shoes!
Haha mine too
My 3 meals a day usually consist of three pots of coffee. Suddenly I don't feel as abnormal!
Don't let him lure you into a false sense of security. You are still very abnormal. rolleyes:
Sorry Gigs, Flutter is right. She's an authority on abnormal, in fact she wrote the book on it. Flutter is the abnormal queen.
I think everyone here is most definantly abnormal...
YAY I'm queen!
*sigh* I always knew there was something wrong with me.
I'm pretty sure being abnormal is required for membership here.
We're all abnormally doomed!