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Good design idea gone horribly wrong...

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Evilminion, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. Evilminion

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    I arranged my roof garden last week... I scouted out the perfect place for the beehive I planned to get with my turn-in items... I brought out my prized rubble sandstone piller to display it on... I moved it around the garden a few times, just to make sure it would look perfect... and I waited for the turn-ins.

    Now I have my beehive. And... um...........

    [​IMG]

    I think I'll put an elven podium under there instead. :blushing: :eek:
     
  2. Warsong of LS

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    It does not look that bad to me. What about it that you do not like?
     
  3. packrat

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    Looks cool to me.
     
  4. Azureal

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    I guess its somewhat Freudian, but if you squint it does look somewhat...phallic?
     
  5. timbeOFbaja

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    Clearly your garden isn't Jewish.
     
  6. Redxpanda

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    LMAO
     
  7. Mama Faith

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    Oh man! When I saw that pic, I busted out laughing. I guess I've been married too long, huh? *ROFL* And then timbe's post about the garden not being jewish! :lol: Thank you for the laugh, guys!
     
  8. SilentFoxXy

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    Giggles uncontrollably

    Kinda like the large alchemy craftable flask.... Ooooer
     
  9. Ryix

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    lol i bet theres a ton of people planning to get that now that werent going to before.

    Ive got to admit it took my innocent little mind a min to figure out what you were talking about there :p
     
  10. Beerman72

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    I dunno, IMO you reeeeeallly have to think dirty to make it look dirty.
     
  11. K'torr

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    Sometimes a Beehive is just a Beehive.
     
  12. DING! DING! DING!! DING!! Give this player a see-gar!:lol:

    To EvilMinion: I'd keep it like that! Honest! Use some shrubbery to sorta mask the base a bit ... but it is funny. I'd say more but ... well, this is a family place after all.

    I do have to make the time to stop by.
     
  13. Its fine.
    The base is square.
    View it in KR too.
    It looks perfect.
     
  14. Kaleb

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    Careful GM might see it and delete all your stuff and keep ya in jail for a few months :/
     
  15. Raider Red

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    LMAO ,that is way too wrong .
     
  16. onthefifty

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    i got a beehive last nite. put mine in my peach tree. it says ''honeypots zero'' so guess it will make honey?

    what does one use honey for in this game besides a quest item?
     
  17. Emil IsTemp

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    Mines bigger.. ;)

    I got the Humility tile (since Mag is the city of Humility) and used an Ankh reward to make my shrine to Magincia.
     
  18. Emil IsTemp

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    Cookery. Sweet dough, cookies n such..

    lol makes me think of Homer and the pile of sugar..

    "oww... Owww! oh theyre defending themselves somwhow!"
     
  19. Loqucious

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    Hehehe, the best part of this post are the replies of people who don't get the joke.
     
  20. Oriana

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I needed a good laugh this morning, The OP was funny enough, that Foxy was just brilliant!!

    Ori
     
  21. ColterDC

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    So adding some fuzz to the bottom will help? :)

    I think that may just make it look even more like a ........
     
  22. 4gregu

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    No, you need to put 2 sandstone hued bagballs in front before you put the black shrubbery....
     
  23. Basara

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    Or, since it's gonna be exposed to the cold & rain on your roof, maybe the double coconut from Magincia rubble tree drops.
     
  24. Limlight

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    lol...I laughed the instant I opened the thread.
     
  25. Leana Sidhe

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    *wipes coffee off computer screen*
    Way to funny!! :lol::lol:
     
  26. Cyrah

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    Looks more like those grey bullet structures in the house tool to me, :).

    The rest of the roof seen looks very interesting! Please post a bigger picture of the actual roof.
     
  27. Kaleb

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    Jonson! Did you see what that looks like? it looks like a .........
     
  28. Evilminion

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    Easy enough. :) Here's the whole roof garden, complete with a corrected -- but much less interesting -- beehive. :D

    [​IMG]

    Anyway, thank you to everyone for your validation; moments after posting the original picture, I had a horrible thought of, "what if nobody else sees it... will I have to admit that I AM just a dirty old lady...?" :D :D
     
  29. Bubbles

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    Nothing wrong with being a dirty old lady, i myself would of grabbed up a few bola balls and threw it at the base and had a giggle everytime i passed it :)
     
  30. ColterDC

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    I think you should set the tragic remains of travesty next to it.

    That way you get the visual along with some audio.
     
  31. Piotr

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    The beehives were supposed to make you honey, not horny! :D
     
  32. Bardie

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    found porn (for those of you that read maxim will know :p)
     
  33. Kittie

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    LOL!!!!:lol:

    Looks great! I put mine on a small table in my garden.
     
  34. Tjalle

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    Willie! Help us out here. Doesn´t that look like a giant........
     
  35. Larisa

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    I HAVE to reply...HAVE to....

    But if ANYONE out there has even SEEN a SQUARE one PLEASE share pictures...cus WOW is all I have to say *grins*

    Thought DIDN'T even cross my mind cus it's well...square...and I know I'VE never seen a square one....so yeah...anyway....

    *whistles and walks away*
     
  36. Well, in the military there were the square needle jokes ... sorta like snipe hunting. Scared newbs a lot.

    Me no go further ...
     
  37. Bubbles

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    Sweetheart, these days you can BUY them in all sorts of shapes and sizes! :)
     
  38. Flutter

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    I'll never look at a bee hive the same way again.
     
  39. Sheridan

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    Peter! I can't quite make it out, but man... doesn't it look rather like a huge ..........
     
  40. Lady Tiger

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    *falls off my stool laughing* took me half way though the thread to get it...damn i'm so innocent *fixes my halo*
     
  41. SilentFoxXy

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    How crude, as if the readership would EVER think of these words, we were all surely thinking of toadstools ;) Tut tut.
     
  42. Flutter

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    You're just trying to get me banned by making me post naughty pictures.:blushing:
     
  43. Piotr

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    I've only got two words for you Flutter, bee have! :p
     
  44. Redxpanda

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    :lol:@ this while thread. When T'Amon said add shrubbery i lost it.
     
  45. Bazer

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    :lol::lol::lol: Just to mutch ROFL :lol::lol::lol::lol::gee:
     
  46. Fran Fury

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    Oh boy! Thanks for the laugh this morning everyone. I was already laughing but I think I got tears in my eyes with the shrubbery comment.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  47. Emil IsTemp

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    Hmm.. maybe some freshly skinned sheep can help..
     
  48. What's wrong with that??!! :smooch
     
  49. Dai of GL

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    cooks use honey to make sweet dough :)
     
  50. Thanks for a good laugh!
     
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