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Governor Va'lis of Moonglow

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Aedon Durreah, Dec 26, 2013.

  1. Aedon Durreah

    Aedon Durreah Village of Aegis
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    Dear sir, I wish to file a formal protest with your office. Your town is over run with Mongbats! There is not a small corner in Moonglow where a defenseless shopper, such as I, can feel safe to browse. I am sure that one so honorable as yourself will move with all due haste to clear the area of these vile creatures, and open once again the way for commerce to be held in safety.

    Sincerely
    Aedon Durreah, Aegis
     
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  2. SlayerofBunnys

    SlayerofBunnys Journeyman
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    Good sir,
    As a Citizen of Moonglow, I hear you. The only thing that breeds faster than the mongbats in Moonglow are the bunnies. I will do my best to erradicate the mongbat mob that is attempting to overrun the island while performng my rounds, but my mission first and foremost is to wid this whirld of wabbits.
    Slayer of Bunnys, Ewadicator of the Vermin Horde
     
  3. Flutter

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    *drops mongbat treats around moonglow*
     
  4. SlayerofBunnys

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    Becareful Mistress as the treats are as likely to be eaten by those silly Unicorn Puppys as mongbats - or is that your cunning plan?
     
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  5. Flutter

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    You are wise beyond your bunny slaying years...