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Guy Fawkes tried to blow up my tower...

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Prince Caspian, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. ...Blah blah blah, I can't think of a way to repackage this joke after five years....
     
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  2. GalenKnighthawke

    GalenKnighthawke Grand Poobah
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    You know I saw a documentary arguing that there's a degree to which Guy Fawkes might've been set up....Not that he was innocent exactly but that the English government might've blown up (PUN!!!!) what was actually a bunch of blowhards (ANOTHER PUN!!!) playing with explosives and trying to do something they couldn't possibly accomplish. And that the government knew about it for months but deliberately didn't do anything so that the attack could be timed to the 11th hour because the people love that 11th hour ****.

    One of these days I'll get around to learning more detail about the incident.

    -Galen's player
     
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  3. kelmo

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    *smiles*
     
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    Viquire Crazed Zealot
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    Now, why wasn't that a mask that made the cut? Oh well, maybe something to look forward to next year. :)
     
  5. kelmo

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    I always liked the Guy Fawkes posts over the years.
     
  6. A Zombie

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    *wonders if Guy Fawkes had a brain fetish* That would make him A-OK in my book! oh yeah ... *moans*
     
  7. GalenKnighthawke

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    Not that I know of but he was tortured on the rack for 3 days, then as part of his execution had his [insert your favorite crude word for male genitalia here] cut off, and his intestines dropped out and burned while they were still attached.

    -Galen's player
     
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  8. I posted a similar joke on the Minecraft forums, about GUYFAWKES trying to blow up my castle by putting TNT in the basement.

    They gave me an infraction for "slandering another XBOX Live user"

    /smh
     
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    That's kind of sad in a funny sort of way.
     
  10. A Zombie

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    Hmm even to the undead ... that's just wrong!