1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Greetings Guest!!

    In order to combat SPAM on the forums, all users are required to have a minimum of 2 posts before they can submit links in any post or thread.

    Dismiss Notice

Haiku? Gesunteit.

Discussion in 'UO Sonoma' started by Prince Caspian, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. Ok, I was asked to commission of sonnet for Sonoma, but my feeble brain can't do anything but bawdy limericks and Haikus. Haiki. Haikii.

    Ok, here's 10 haikus about Sonoma.

    "Doing a Champ Spawn
    Waka crashes the party
    They make great slaymates."

    'In times of Travail
    Queen Mum always has our back
    Baking her cookies"

    "HEY! Aren't you PC
    From the Stratics UO Board?
    Do you even work?"

    "Southwest Luna store
    Burning black blocks flickering
    Serves you right, duper"

    "Faction of Minax
    So small it could hold meetings
    In telephone booth."

    "Felucca True Brits
    Evicted from their HQ
    How embarrassing"

    "Snake Shop in Luna
    Meticulously set up
    Vendor dress code too"

    "Vendors in Luna
    Hundreds of naked women
    Packs naked as well."

    "Turn ins active soon
    For Clean up britannia
    Everyone fishin'"

    "Hey Prince Caspian
    When you wrote all these haikus
    Did your boss walk by?"
  • About Us

    Stratics is the oldest continually running MMORPG Fansite on the Internet. Founded in 1997 Stratics has served the Ultima Online Community for 18 years. We strive to provide the most complete social experience for Ultima Online players.
  • Subscribe Now!

    Want to provide Continual Support? Subscribe and gain additional benefits as a patron of Stratics.com!
    Subscribe Now!

    Stratics Professional Accounts feature the following advantages:

    • Ad-Free Browsing of our Forums
    • Upload a custom Profile Cover
    • Unlimited media upload storage space
    • Use of the theme styler
    • Ability to collapse the sidebar
    • Premium background themes to choose from
    • Access to additional features of the Classifieds System
    • Ability to Customize Your User Title
    • No Post Delays
    • Additional Signature Allowances:
    • Special Professional Banner Display with your Account
    • PM Allowance Upgrade
    • Additional Thread Allowances
  • Support Us!

    Don't feel like subscribing? Donations to benefit the further development of Stratics and for purchase and inclusion of additional features are always welcome.

    Donate to us!