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Hamster Wheel check on the Atlantic pls

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Pink Dragoness, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. Pink Dragoness

    Pink Dragoness Journeyman
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    server 2 minute warning to find safe location came at 05:00:55am EST
    server message, server going down came at 05:02:48am EST
    server dropped at 05:03:46am EST

    At 06:05am EST server has not returned the Atlantic shard.

    was there extra extended maintence going on?
     
  2. Vertigo

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    Re: Mouse check on the Atlantic pls

    Atlantic is like clockwork coming up around 5:45 every morning.
    Not today.
     
  3. Pink Dragoness

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    Re: Mouse check on the Atlantic pls

    I noticed LS was down and Chessy just dropped, so maybe soon it be back up

    update, LS is back up at 06:27am

    and still no Atlantic
     
  4. Pink Dragoness

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    Well since EAMythic is on the east coast and it is Saturday, lets try this:

    7:30 The employee gets out of bed
    7:35 washes face and hands
    7:40 puts cloths and shoes on
    7:45 gets bite of breakfast
    7:50 grabs keys and head to the office
    7:55 arrives at job site
    8:00 clocks into work
    8:05 starts the morning coffee
    8:10 checks phone messages
    8:15 checks paper in the copier and starts computer
    8:20 runs reports
    8:25 reads reports
    8:30 notices something is wrong with backup for the Atlantic
    8:35 puts call out to the Tech Support
    8:40 waits to hear back from Tech support
    8:45 ????

    you can fill in the rest
     
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    4:30 The employee checks uo.stratics and makes a random post
    4:35 Gets out of bed and puts on a Pirate Uniform
    5:40 Realizes it just took an hour + to get his pirate garb on
    7:45 Screams at his children to get off WOW, they been playing all night
    7:50 Checks Uo.stratics again to post under a ALT name
    7:55 grabs his abacus and a brief case with nothing in it
    8:00 drives around the neighborhood 12 times, Its his lucky number
    8:05 stops for coffee, realizing he has no money, robs the 7-11 with his Hook!
    8:10 Gets to the office, parking in 4 handicap spots
    8:15 army crawls to front door, somersault into his office
    8:20 turns on his 1994 imac g3
    8:25 Plays SIMCITY 1
    8:30 Gets overhead paged due to police wanting to speak to him at front desk
    8:35 handstand walks to front
    8:40 Police find the Coffee bandit *cough* pirate and make arrest.....
    8:45 ????


    Thats it folks, thats What happed this morning, Trust me, I have the privileged of living next to one of these cooky's.
     
  6. Lady Storm

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    While you all slept the UO Task force did a covert run on Atl. Seems a hot dog got loose and is running amuck. The y got to bag, tag, and snag his buns and fix the puddles he left behind.