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Happy Festivus!

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Spree, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. Spree

    Spree Babbling Loonie
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    Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23rd. We need a Festivus pole.

    Please post your Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and Festivus miracles here
     
  2. Vortex

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    Christmas rules!

    Sorry Spree, I hate that PC crap...
     
  3. Mitzlplik_SP

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    Airing of Grievances ....... All this DAMN snow!

    Feats of Strength ....... You shoulda seen the snow I cleared from the driveway!

    Festivus Miracle ........ My *cough* pharmacist gave me %50 off my glaucoma medication today!

    Happy Festivus! :D
     
  4. Speedy Orkit

    Speedy Orkit Grand Inquisitor
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    Airing of Grievances ....... I am broke as can be!

    Feats of Strength ....... today I didn't leave my house, at all, that's will power.

    Festivus Miracle ........ I had a dozen doughnuts for breakfast, and didn't have a heart attack.
     
  5. Uvtha

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    Airing of Grievances: Too much snow and ice! Job 7 miles away! My road bikes tiny tires do not roll in these conditions!

    Feats of strength: 50 pound jug of ice melt!!!!

    Festivus Miracle: The appearance of the mystical Yule Drake!
     
  6. N49ATV

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    Airing of Grievances: Here I am, 5 hours from home, in the bush, on christmas eve!

    Feats of strength: I got up this morning without hitting snooze!

    Festivus Miracle: The Diesel started when I forgot to plug it in...even though its -47C (~50F). Leaving for home!
     
  7. QueenZen

    QueenZen Always Present
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    Airing of Grievances :

    Two of three kings, of the orient are, in my manger, but one must go away,
    King Three, tis time to bid farewell, for after years of epoxy/supergluing you,
    no longer upon you, will your fine china head, stay.


    Feats of Strength :

    Rain rain go away, we do not need ya any more...
    My STR barely kept up, with towel drying shelties,
    all day, as they soggily skid slid, across my kitchen floor.

    Festivus Miracle:

    Another year of many years, of being alive 'still', to experience once more,
    this special wonderous, festive season.