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(OT) Happy Hanukkah!

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Lindae Lives, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. Lindae Lives

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    The first candle is kindled, Alouenikah is frying up latkes in the kitchen, and we are all slightly drunk. Let us give thanks for the series of miracles that have made it possible for you to experience the glory of my presence; and also, I suppose, for the ongoing survival of my religion. None of you are invited to celebrate with me because my festive goodwill only extends so far. Rest assured, however, you are in my thoughts.

    Happy Hanukkah!
     
  2. Lindae Lives

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    My grandchildren begged me for a "Hanukkah Bush" (a very thinly disguised appropriation of the Christmas tree) but I refused, as I felt that it would subvert the very fundamental message of the holiday. Alouenikah went out and got one for them anyway. This is just an example of his ongoing crusade against my faith, my identity, and my personal wellbeing. Nevertheless, I am currently hanging tinsel and rainbow flashing lights all over it and enjoying it immensely, so I suppose that a little integration cannot harm me.
     
  3. Amber Witch

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    Happy Hanukkah to you and yours! May you all eat and drink way too much!
     
  4. Lindae Lives

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    Don't worry, Lady Amber, seasonal debauchery is well underway.
     
  5. WarderDragon

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    You and I must be drinking from the same cup.
     
  6. Lindae Lives

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    I'm glad that you enjoy the glory of my presence.
     
  7. Alouenikah

    Alouenikah Caretaker of Sudiva
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    HANDS OFF MY MAN TARENT

    ive been patent for long enough but if you dont get thte back ofdf im to kil you yu yel;whaired son of a whre i rip yru head of with mjy bare neked hands and eat yuro ttrachea so help me GOD

    :heart:
     
  8. Lindae Lives

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    Oh my goodness!
     
  9. WarderDragon

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    Wow.

    I'm turned on.
     
  10. Lindae Lives

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    Stop squabbling, you two, there's enough Lindae to go around.
     
  11. WarderDragon

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    Threesome? I'm intrigued.
     
  12. Lindae Lives

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    I feel this thread has derailed significantly from its original purpose of solemn contemplation, so I will not be responding further to any attempts at seducing me unless they are exceptionally skilful.
     
  13. Molokha

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    happy hannuakah to all of youd. it is sn honor to be part ofg a beautiflu people. we are jsut so beautful and accomplished that every dayt it maeks em cry. i wake u p in the moraning, i see lindae or avshalom ben-gil'ead as he is rightuflly known and my tears flow like wine for thes emotion that i feel. god bless you. god bless us every ones of our tpretty pretty people. god bless superkenn for he is a sexual genuis. baruch atah adonai, Elohenu, melek ha-olam shechecheyanu v-keyimanu v-higi-anu laz-man hazeia AMEN
     
  14. Lindae Lives

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    Oh baruch Even you knwo i feel teh same way for i wake up in The mroning see myself int the mirror and weep. oy g-d help me. kiss me Even
     
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    Alouenikah Caretaker of Sudiva
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    I LOVE YOU AVSHALOM
     
  18. Alouenikah

    Alouenikah Caretaker of Sudiva
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    i love all jews :heart:
     
  19. Lindae Lives

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    you brzen HUSSY
     
  20. Lindae Lives

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    reallyy though I
    am not sayng i'm increidbly sexy because I am jewsih specifcallly
    but if definitely helps
     
  21. Alouenikah

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    shut up and KISS ME you beast
     
  22. Lindae Lives

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    look i may ne old bitujh that doesnt' make me an aniamls lou goddmaned gypst
     
  23. Lindae Lives

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    prais4 the lrod AMEN