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Discussion in 'UO Napa Valley' started by Richard Pryor, May 31, 2008.

  1. Hi, I'm new here. Please don't mock me too badly.

    Thanks in advance,

    Richard
     
  2. SAVATAGE

    SAVATAGE Seasoned Veteran
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    ok.. we wont........... but how you doing since your milk and cookie explosion?
     
  3. Not so great. I got MS. Then I tried to burn myself to death, which I failed at. Then, finally after beating back my inner demons and obtaining inner peace, I'm dead so that I can really enjoy my time in hell.

    All that "stuff" aside, I'm doing good.
     
  4. Sunrise

    Sunrise Guest

    I always knew that UO was one of the nine planes of hell :p
     
  5. dielock

    dielock Guest

    So when you going back to stand-up again?
     
  6. I think my stand-up days are over. All the clubs I've approached don't cater to dead comics...
     
  7. Sunrise

    Sunrise Guest

    ya should try the I love blood clubs...they only cater to dead people. heck I see alot of vampires and necros there all the time.

    The only problem thos...if they don't like ya they dont throw tomaotes...Just thy leg or arm of a zombie...dang those hurt..