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hewro :D Auctionds hlep plx

Discussion in 'UO Europa' started by Barney_wins_UO, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. Barney_wins_UO

    Barney_wins_UO Lore Keeper
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    HAI!!!! IT ME!

    I liek buyds the stuff RL for the UO in the auctionds :D I wememberds the www.UOAUCTION.com places whrer me buyd lot win stuff wiv golds. Me liek glod.

    They banned barney fwom there but I liked it. Nows it no workey no mroe :(

    QUESTIONDS:

    WHRER THE BESTEST UO ONLIEN AUCTIOND FOR EUWOPA WIN SHARDS PLX?

    By way, I am CL Minax, but me move homeds at mo IWL!!! I be awayds lot so sowwy to the Minax who lub my CL faction messages abuot how me win uo an stuffd.

    Yay!

    Barney
     
  2. Cailleach

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    Could you possibly repeat that in a format close to modern English please? Remember, Barney, the spellchecker is your friend.
     
  3. Serafi

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    *blinks*

    *pulls up an old and stained article named: How to translate Barney-speak and starts reading*

    -Oh, so thats what he is asking...

    Buying and selling of stuffs you can do at the Europa trade boards here on Stratics.


    Eh... yay?
     
  4. Barney_wins_UO

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    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

    Okayds fanks I finded it. It gooded? I ned lot glod?
     
  5. Alezi

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    Barney cooking his shrooms: :stir:
    Barney 5min after eating: :party:
    Barney 10min after eating: :fight:
    Barney 15min after eating: :gee:
    Barney 20min after eating: :eyes:

    And finally - the next day: :stretcher:

    :eek:snap:
     
  6. callum_fitzhugh

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    Good to see a Barney post - I don't care that I can't understand them exactly - it's more like stream of conciousness.
     
  7. Taylor

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    I speak a little caveman, myself.
     
  8. Cailleach

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    I suspect I should introduce Barney to guy I know who posts under the name of 'A Man From Mars'. They'd get along just fine. Here's one of his more intelligible offerings, just so you have an idea of how well they'd get on :)


    The spelling is better, and the grammar. But the effect on the human brain is about the same!
     
  9. Lucy of Kenton

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    hes after an auction site like uoauction2, im afraid it doesnt exist any more and no equivalent site has come up. or not one i would trust with any details.
     
  10. Petra Fyde

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    Caileach, you not up to the challenge?
     
  11. Cailleach

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    Hehe, no. By the time I got to that yesterday, I'd already had one of 'those' days and then I had to take all of the children to work with me. Only bonus is that it was a glorious evening and we got in an hour at the shore!
     
  12. Barney_wins_UO

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  14. Hey Barney nice to see ya back... :)

    Some people take uo far too seriously!
     
  15. Barney_wins_UO

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  16. Barney_wins_UO

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    Fanks an ye they doos! LOL me ftw :D
     
  17. Alezi

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    Barney wins at placing traps & faction guards. So many guards and traps that the server slows down.
     
  18. Fluffi

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  19. Serafi

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    *blinks*

    Either you entered the world that morning with the wrong foot or
    You need to take a step back from UO and download a humour upgrade or
    You are a close friend of Barney and this is your version of Barney speak.

    Barney belongs on Europa, and reading a Barney post again sure brightened my day. For those of you new to the shard who have never read one of these, I suggest you ask around about who this character is.
     
  20. Barney_wins_UO

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    HEHEHE! YE ME LIEK THE TWAPPEDS AN GUARDGS! THEY BLOWED ALL U UP!!!!

    I maked the guard says CORPED POR on the bad mends and if they getted u me gived thems a cookies :) Them liek the cookies. Maybees we getted mroe peopled in teh minaxs hewlps me then me no needed them! But for likkle me wiv no combatsh skilld I haev noes choice an me soloes wobba v all u bad men wiv the big weaponds of lose UO :(

    SL smelld. TB are teh POOH. CoM can be noice to mees shumtimed but me hided when me seeys them as they noes liek wobbas win UO skill.

    Yay!

    Ye I finded a hat other day an a men come over and GIVED IT ME fwom my oldie huosey :D It wassed my OLD BWESSED HAT YAY!!! He keeped it for me for many yaers yey! It pinks.
     
  21. Barney_wins_UO

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  22. Barney_wins_UO

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    YEY!!!!! I maked mroe posteds :D
     
  23. Joshua Ravenloft

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    Welcome back mate! What stuff you after?

    Cheers

    Nike

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