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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Hattori Hanzo, May 18, 2010.
- Dial 911.
- Follow the CPR instructions.
I tried that once. The 911 operator picked up the phone, when I told them what was wrong, they simply said "Siege?!?" and busted out laughing.
Then they reported Bruin to a GM for harassment, and took his goza mats away as punishment so he couldn't at least still have fun in house decorating.
I tried dialing 911 before too.
In English I was asked :
Press one if you wish your pleas to be heard in Spanish.
Press two if you wish your pleas to be heard in Chinese.
Press three if you wish your pleas to be heard in Arabic.
Press four if you play Siege Perilous.
And then.............I was disconnected, when I pressed 4 !
Yea i did that to and got this (Hold Please you are # 20 on the waiting list) then I started to think 20?? is that it???
When I called I was asked, "What is the nature of your emergency?"
I said, "My shard fell off its chair and is lying face first on the floor. There is drool coming out of its moongate."
"Does it have a pulse?"
"Do a poll to figure out what the shard needs. Send the info to management. Make sure you have a supportive forum where people can communicate and trade valuable things like acc.... Oh wait. Did you say Siege?"
This thread just made me wet myself, becase I was laughing so hard!
I love that!
You make me laugh Kat. When they pull the ventilator plug on SP, you better stay in touch.